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Guano Puns

A list of puns related to "Guano"

TIL about the 1860's guano wars in South America.

They were bat shit crazy.

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👤︎ u/Bunbarian
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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My family took me to a psychiatrist when I wouldn't stop eating guano

Turns out I'm bat shit crazy

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👤︎ u/MexElf
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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What makes it okay for bats to just poop wherever they want?

For a bat, every room is the batroom.

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👤︎ u/teduh
📅︎ Nov 10 2020
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Friend just showed me on timehop

Brother: Birds poop 27 times a day on average. Dad: Wow glad my name's not Average.

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👤︎ u/Coats69
📅︎ Jan 25 2016
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