Fungus Puns

You just don’t fit the mould.

But believe me, it grows on you.

Talk about tripping on shrooms!

I haven’t got mush-room in my stomach.

I thought it was a clever way to capture his licheness.

There was too mushroom.

There’s not mushroom.

but it’s really starting to grow on me

Is there mushroom?

He really grows on you.

There wasn’t mushroom

A mushroom.

As mushroom as possible

The Mildewey Decimal System.

It's growing on me.

There is so mush room

I thought of getting rid of it, but it has really grown on me

I mold.

I think I've taken a lichen to ya.

When her mother came home and asked about our day, my daughter replied: "Oh you know... Say mold, say mold"

As mushroom as possible!

(By my actual dad, to my girlfriend, as she was eating some appetizer soup at a Hibachi restaurant.)

His house didn’t have mushroom