I had the opportunity for a potassium pun so I just rolled with it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweggyPotatoChip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.

Her: That’s bananas.

Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/God_Smith82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Doctor: Your body has ran out of Potassium

Me: 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fml_wlu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you know that you can overdose on potassium...

It’s bananas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComicalFrisk
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low

Dad: K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazyeye888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Did you guys know you could overdose on potassium?

It's bananas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dark_knight01
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I asked my friends what is Potassium and was expecting an answer

But she clearly didn’t understand the question because she only said β€œK.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roofy45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.

I just sat there like, K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paramedork
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigmond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Take the potassium away!

Because I'm not 0K with that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carmondai03
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Did you hear that oxygen and potassium met with an accidental yesterday?

Don't worry, they're OK now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igi23295
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.

There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Oxygen Potassium, Nickel Cerium.

https://preview.redd.it/qi5e052oo0031.png?width=795&format=png&auto=webp&s=b7868549104490e4c7506a259f752230ed9f6093

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoryFish23
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!

OK boomer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I have a joke about oxygen and potassium.

It’s OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mynickname86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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So you don’t want to hear a joke about potassium?

K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patmcheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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"Tell me what you know about potassium."

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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My friend told me not to make jokes about potassium

K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sammy_Colon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I’m going to tell you a joke about potassium oxide, OK?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pumpactionbanana
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I have a stick and potassium chlorate

They're a perfect match.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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This month at work, the boss gave me 2 bottles of sodium hydroxide and 1 bottle of potassium hydroxide.

He said that it was my basic salary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Yttrium, Uranium, Nobelium, Lithium, Potassium, Protactinium, Sulfur, Tantalum?

Y U No LiK PaSTa?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DUCKLOVA709
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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What’s yellow, is a great source for potassium, and thinks you should mind your own business?

A Banunya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/standupok
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?

Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnyxSwangin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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What is the true use of potassium oxide?

Knock out gas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullible_Goose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Wife told me "you must not have slept well, you kept talking about potassium in your sleep last night."

I replied: "Do you know where I buy all my potassium?"

"no... where?"

"K-Mart"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeepSkull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Oxygen went on a date with potassium!

I was worried, but it turned out OK.

Follow up: Oxygen broke up with potassium and is dating Magnesium! OMg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmgladeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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"Hey, Dad, eat this Banana. You need more Potassium."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsernameIsCorrect
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2014
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Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActuallyPoop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Did you know you could overdose on potassium?

It's bananas!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunorVoHarden
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Did you guys know you can overdose on potassium ?

It's BANANAS !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nintendant42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Potassium be like...

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonicPenguinn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

it went OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnnx3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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You wanna hear a potassium joke?

K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imacloutchaser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_leper
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Oxygen went on a date with potassium

It was OK

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etrail123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Wanna hear a potassium joke?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ralph3576
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/novaengr22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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You wanna hear a potassium joke?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Archer-Dude
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Want to hear a joke about potassium?

...K

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?

It went OK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Sheev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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Wanna hear a joke about potassium?

K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kendall12321232
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2015
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