I had the opportunity for a potassium pun so I just rolled with it
Me: Someone told me that there’s a fruit that’s an excellent source of potassium.
Her: That’s bananas.
Me: Yeah, I was shocked too.
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
Doctor: Your body has ran out of Potassium
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
Did you know that you can overdose on potassium...
Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low
I asked my friends what is Potassium and was expecting an answer
But she clearly didn’t understand the question because she only said “K.”
Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.
I just sat there like, K.
I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
Take the potassium away!
Because I'm not 0K with that.
Did you hear that oxygen and potassium met with an accidental yesterday?
Don't worry, they're OK now.
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
Oxygen Potassium, Nickel Cerium.
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I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
"Tell me what you know about potassium."
My friend told me not to make jokes about potassium
I’m going to tell you a joke about potassium oxide, OK?
I have a stick and potassium chlorate
This month at work, the boss gave me 2 bottles of sodium hydroxide and 1 bottle of potassium hydroxide.
He said that it was my basic salary.
Yttrium, Uranium, Nobelium, Lithium, Potassium, Protactinium, Sulfur, Tantalum?
What’s yellow, is a great source for potassium, and thinks you should mind your own business?
Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?
Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.
What is the true use of potassium oxide?
Wife told me "you must not have slept well, you kept talking about potassium in your sleep last night."
I replied: "Do you know where I buy all my potassium?"
"no... where?"
"K-Mart"
Oxygen went on a date with potassium!
I was worried, but it turned out OK.
Follow up: Oxygen broke up with potassium and is dating Magnesium! OMg!
"Hey, Dad, eat this Banana. You need more Potassium."
Wanna hear a joke about potassium?
Did you guys know you could overdose on potassium?
Did you know you could overdose on potassium?
Did you guys know you can overdose on potassium ?
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
You wanna hear a potassium joke?
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Oxygen went on a date with potassium
I have a joke about oxygen and potassium.
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