I had the opportunity for a potassium pun so I just rolled with it
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
Did you know that you can overdose on potassium...
It’s bananas.
Me: Dad, you're getting cramps because your potassium levels are low
Dad: K
I asked my friends what is Potassium and was expecting an answer
But she clearly didn’t understand the question because she only said “K.”
Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.
I just sat there like, K.
I wanted to make a joke about potassium so, I was like oK what is the best way to make a pun out of this.
Take the potassium away!
Because I'm not 0K with that.
Did you hear that oxygen and potassium met with an accidental yesterday?
Don't worry, they're OK now.
Recently, monkeys escaped from an animal testing lab and broke into the adjacent chemistry lab. Some ingested potassium metal and exploded.
There were Rhesus pieces everywhere.
I didn't know oxygen and potassium were explosive when combined together!!!
OK boomer!
Oxygen Potassium, Nickel Cerium.
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My friend told me not to make jokes about potassium
K.
Whenever someone asks me how im doing i answer “I’m oxygen potassium”
I’m going to tell you a joke about potassium oxide, OK?
This month at work, the boss gave me 2 bottles of sodium hydroxide and 1 bottle of potassium hydroxide.
He said that it was my basic salary.
I have a stick and potassium chlorate
They're a perfect match.
Yttrium, Uranium, Nobelium, Lithium, Potassium, Protactinium, Sulfur, Tantalum?
Y U No LiK PaSTa?
What’s yellow, is a great source for potassium, and thinks you should mind your own business?
A Banunya
Did you guys hear about the new Oxygen-Potassium based poison?
Scientists were really worried about it at first, but then realized it was O K.
What is the true use of potassium oxide?
Knock out gas
Wife told me "you must not have slept well, you kept talking about potassium in your sleep last night."
I replied: "Do you know where I buy all my potassium?"
"no... where?"
"K-Mart"
"Hey, Dad, eat this Banana. You need more Potassium."
Did you guys know you could overdose on potassium?
It's bananas
Did you know you could overdose on potassium?
It's bananas!!
Did you guys know you can overdose on potassium ?
It's BANANAS !
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
it went OK
So you don’t want to hear a joke about potassium?
K.
I have a joke about oxygen and potassium.
It’s OK.
Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
It went OK.
Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?
It went OK.
Want to hear a joke about potassium?
...K
