I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)
I was addicted to soap once.
♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫
I just sang about eight bars.
I used to be addicted to soap,
I used to be addicted to soap
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera
I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
I killed a spider with soap
Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
Thats what I call dish soap
Why did the thief take the soap?
So he can make a clean getaway.
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
I was accused of taking soap making ingredients from the department store...
As a child, it was my dream to make a perfect bar of soap ...
... but somehow it just slipped away.
What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?
My friend says that he regularly snorts an ingredient for soap...
I could tell he was lye-ing.
There was a point in my life where I was addicted to all kinds of soap
But I'm clean now, though.
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
I spilled the bottle of dish soap...
Couldn't figure out how to clean up.
I used to be addicted to dish soap.
i went to rehab for abusing soap
i just wanted to get clean
who steals soap?
a thief looking for a clean getaway
Some people are addicted to crack and heroin. I was addicted to soap.
If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
My girlfriend claimed that I couldn’t make a joke about soap.
Someone stole the soap from the bathroom again
The culprit made a clean get away
I used to be an addict to soap...
What do you call an Australian Soap show about horses?
Singing in the shower is always fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it just turns into a soap opera
You know how the dish soap Ajax got its name?
A guy went to a meeting for addictions. He confessed to being addicted to soap. “However,” he said...
I used to be addicted to soap
Dad, is that a jail? No it's a soap factory...
Look at all the bars in the windows!
I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm totally clean now.
Antibacterial soap is more powerful than Thanos
Because Thanos can only kill 50% of all germs while antibacterial soap can kill 99.9% of germs
Why did the burglars steal soap?
They wanted a clean getaway.
What do you do when you drop the soap in a german prison?
What do you call a bar of soap that has been pierced by a nail?
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms...
These guys broke into my house and stole everything except for my soap, my hand sanitizer, and my sponges.
I used to be addicted to soap.
Don’t worry, I’m clean now.
I've been putting soap in my son's pockets for weeks, today he finally asked me why..
I replied, "Sorry son, I must have pocket-dialed you by mistake.."
A woman worried about the suspicious behavior of her husband decides to follow him. Instead of going to the office, she finds him in a small laboratory making soap.
Caught in the act he admits, "Honey, I've been living a lye..."
My friend asked me if I wanted to try this new soap he was using.
I responded, "Thanks, but I'd lather not".
What do you call soap that is smart?
Why did the warden give laundry soap to departing prisoners?
As a detergent against future grime.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Hey, I’ve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...
Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to soap?
Don't worry, he's clean now 😊
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
I bought some clear, liquid hand-soap today.
Got home and realized that I can't use it. My hands are solid, and opaque.
Soap is not real food
Even if one digests it, one will have sham poo.
As a child my dream was to design the perfect bar of soap.
But somehow it just slipped away.
What do you call a dumb bar of soap?
Why does Soap always get away with murder?
Because it knows how to make a clean getaway!
I didn't know someone had watered down the soap until it Dawned on me.
My girlfriend accidentally put dish soap in the dishwasher last night
We had just finished cleaning up dinner and were watching a movie when I went into the kitchen to get dessert. The entire floor was covered in bubbles emerging from the dish washer.
I called to her and said it looked like Sud-etenland in here. She was unamused.
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a Soap Opera
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap
I was addicted to soap. But now I'm clean
I used to be addicted to soap.
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I was addicted to soap once.
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
I used to be addicted to soap.
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