Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it’s a soap opera

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MasterDistrict1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2021
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I certainly soap you like it.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RossChickenTendies
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I’m clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mdpfive
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2021
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Why didn't the lemon juice like the soap?

because he was basic

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/giggizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
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What happened when Hitler got soap in his eye?

He could nazi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PracticalConjecture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2021
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Last night my house was broken into, and all they stole was soap.

Dirty criminals. Cops say they got away clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...

But it was a pack of lyes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21 2021
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More than just soap
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Th3leven
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My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...

He's a lye-er.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2021
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I wanted to do the dishes and wasn’t sure where I put the dish soap.

Then it Dawned on me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/reedandsue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19 2021
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β™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«SOAPβ™«

I just sang about eight bars.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slowshot
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....

Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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I had this really terrible addiction to soap.

I'm clean now though..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Uglyduckling75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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The police found the man who was stealing the soap.

They were close to catching him so he had to come clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jubulus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2020
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/electrocuter666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.

Dirty bastards.

Then the cops came over and did a full report.

They said they got away clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DinkyOreo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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I got tear free soap in my eye

It hurts like heck but at least I’m not crying

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Firebird_Frenzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?

Because some men just want to watch the world turn.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?

"Get out. This is micelle"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_methematician
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14 2020
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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jvanzandd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2020
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The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't

It was just a Lye

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Amranwag
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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Thats what I call dish soap
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supermantaco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2020
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I need more soap puns!

Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.

(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SgtWings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
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I used to be addicted to soap...

but I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-jFk-
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 04 2021
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I told my therapist I was addicted to soap

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2021
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I used to be addicted to eating soap....

But, don't worry, I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2021
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I used to be addicted to soap

I’m totally clean now, though!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smolprincess928
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2021
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it becomes a soap opera

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20 2021
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I was addicted to soap once.

Now I’m clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poorly_timed_fuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30 2021
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I’m clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02 2020
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I was addicted to soap...

But I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spanky2222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2020
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I used to be a soap addict

But now I'm clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Luqs1738
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket

To come clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm cleaning up my act

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rowdawg69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But now I’m clean

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/onion-volcano
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But i am clean now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sunny_E30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2020
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I used to have a severe addiction to soap

I'm clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brosthetic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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I was a soap addict.

But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alexshinoda117
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01 2020
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Soap

I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FrostyyWalrus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But im clean now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Supeelok99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14 2020
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I was addicted to soap

but now I'm clean.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ratiodoloris
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