I was addicted to soap once.
I was addicted to soap...
I used to be addicted to soap
A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.
Dirty bastards.
Then the cops came over and did a full report.
They said they got away clean.
♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫
I just sang about eight bars.
I used to be addicted to soap
The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't
I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant
Everything in the menu is *a la carte
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera
I was singing in the shower tonight when I unexpectedly got some soap in my mouth.
Suddenly it became a soap opera.
I killed a spider with soap
Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
Thats what I call dish soap
Why did the thief take the soap?
So he can make a clean getaway.
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
What is soap's favorite brand of beer?
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?
Many people believe liquid soap is more hygienic than soap bars.
Don't listen to them, it is only a slippery soap argument.
I was accused of taking soap making ingredients from the department store...
What do you call someone who makes ineffective soap?
As a child, it was my dream to make a perfect bar of soap ...
... but somehow it just slipped away.
My friend says that he regularly snorts an ingredient for soap...
I could tell he was lye-ing.
I once grabbed a slippery soap...
It got out of hand pretty quickly
There was a point in my life where I was addicted to all kinds of soap
But I'm clean now, though.
I used to be addicted to dish soap.
i went to rehab for abusing soap
i just wanted to get clean
I spilled the bottle of dish soap...
Couldn't figure out how to clean up.
who steals soap?
a thief looking for a clean getaway
Some people are addicted to crack and heroin. I was addicted to soap.
If you’re switching from liquid to bar soap, be careful...
Someone stole the soap from the bathroom again
The culprit made a clean get away
What do you call an Australian Soap show about horses?
My girlfriend claimed that I couldn’t make a joke about soap.
I used to be an addict to soap...
Singing in the shower is always fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it just turns into a soap opera
You know how the dish soap Ajax got its name?
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap.
But I'm totally clean now.
A guy went to a meeting for addictions. He confessed to being addicted to soap. “However,” he said...
What do you do when you drop the soap in a german prison?
Dad, is that a jail? No it's a soap factory...
Look at all the bars in the windows!
Antibacterial soap is more powerful than Thanos
Because Thanos can only kill 50% of all germs while antibacterial soap can kill 99.9% of germs
Did you hear about the junkie, who was addicted to soap?
Why did the burglars steal soap?
They wanted a clean getaway.
What do you call a bar of soap that has been pierced by a nail?
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
These guys broke into my house and stole everything except for my soap, my hand sanitizer, and my sponges.
I used to be addicted to soap.
Don’t worry, I’m clean now.
A woman worried about the suspicious behavior of her husband decides to follow him. Instead of going to the office, she finds him in a small laboratory making soap.
Caught in the act he admits, "Honey, I've been living a lye..."
I've been putting soap in my son's pockets for weeks, today he finally asked me why..
I replied, "Sorry son, I must have pocket-dialed you by mistake.."
What do you call soap that is smart?
Why did the warden give laundry soap to departing prisoners?
As a detergent against future grime.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
My friend asked me if I wanted to try this new soap he was using.
I responded, "Thanks, but I'd lather not".
Hey, I’ve got to admit something to you guys. I used to be addicted to soap...
I bought some clear, liquid hand-soap today.
Got home and realized that I can't use it. My hands are solid, and opaque.
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
Did you hear about the guy who was addicted to soap?
Don't worry, he's clean now 😊
As a child my dream was to design the perfect bar of soap.
But somehow it just slipped away.
I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)
I used to be addicted to soap,
I used to be addicted to soap,
Soap
I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a Soap Opera
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap
I was addicted to soap. But now I'm clean
I used to be addicted to soap
I used to be addicted to soap.
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I was addicted to soap once.
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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it becomes a soap opera.
I used to be addicted to soap.
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