Soap Puns

A list of puns related to "Soap"

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it’s a soap opera

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👤︎ u/MasterDistrict1
📅︎ Jun 01 2021
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I certainly soap you like it.
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👤︎ u/RossChickenTendies
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I’m clean now.

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👤︎ u/mdpfive
📅︎ May 26 2021
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Why didn't the lemon juice like the soap?

because he was basic

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👤︎ u/giggizard
📅︎ May 27 2021
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What happened when Hitler got soap in his eye?

He could nazi.

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👤︎ u/PracticalConjecture
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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Last night my house was broken into, and all they stole was soap.

Dirty criminals. Cops say they got away clean

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👤︎ u/Moose_Winchester
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...

But it was a pack of lyes.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 21 2021
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More than just soap
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👤︎ u/Th3leven
📅︎ Mar 09 2021
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My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...

He's a lye-er.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 01 2021
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I wanted to do the dishes and wasn’t sure where I put the dish soap.

Then it Dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/reedandsue
📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫SOAP♫

I just sang about eight bars.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ May 31 2020
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It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....

Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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I had this really terrible addiction to soap.

I'm clean now though..

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👤︎ u/Uglyduckling75
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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The police found the man who was stealing the soap.

They were close to catching him so he had to come clean.

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👤︎ u/Jubulus
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
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👤︎ u/electrocuter666
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.

Dirty bastards.

Then the cops came over and did a full report.

They said they got away clean.

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👤︎ u/DinkyOreo
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I got tear free soap in my eye

It hurts like heck but at least I’m not crying

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👤︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?

Because some men just want to watch the world turn.

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👤︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?

"Get out. This is micelle"

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👤︎ u/_methematician
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant

Everything in the menu is *a la carte

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't

It was just a Lye

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👤︎ u/Amranwag
📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

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👤︎ u/YDAQ
📅︎ Nov 22 2019
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Thats what I call dish soap
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👤︎ u/supermantaco
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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I need more soap puns!

Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.

(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)

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👤︎ u/SgtWings
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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I used to be addicted to soap...

but I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/-jFk-
📅︎ May 04 2021
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I told my therapist I was addicted to soap

But I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/PensionNo8124
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I used to be addicted to eating soap....

But, don't worry, I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 28 2021
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I used to be addicted to soap

I’m totally clean now, though!

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👤︎ u/smolprincess928
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth

Then it becomes a soap opera

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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I was addicted to soap once.

Now I’m clean

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👤︎ u/poorly_timed_fuck
📅︎ May 07 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap.

I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/red_snake0329
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I’m clean now

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👤︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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I was addicted to soap...

But I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/spanky2222
📅︎ Jun 17 2020
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I used to be a soap addict

But now I'm clean

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👤︎ u/dizzie222
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm clean now

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👤︎ u/Luqs1738
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket

To come clean

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👤︎ u/tiger7971
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But I'm cleaning up my act

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👤︎ u/rowdawg69
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap,

but I'm clean now.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But now I’m clean

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👤︎ u/onion-volcano
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But i am clean now.

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👤︎ u/Sunny_E30
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I used to have a severe addiction to soap

I'm clean now

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👤︎ u/Brosthetic
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I was a soap addict.

But now I'm clean.

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👤︎ u/Alexshinoda117
📅︎ May 01 2020
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Soap

I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.

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👤︎ u/FrostyyWalrus
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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I used to be addicted to soap

But im clean now

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👤︎ u/Supeelok99
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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I was addicted to soap

but now I'm clean.

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👤︎ u/ratiodoloris
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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