Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
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οΈ Jun 01 2021
I certainly soap you like it.
ποΈ 5k
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οΈ Feb 01 2021
I used to be addicted to soap.
ποΈ 8
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οΈ May 26 2021
Why didn't the lemon juice like the soap?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ May 27 2021
What happened when Hitler got soap in his eye?
ποΈ 46
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οΈ Apr 28 2021
Last night my house was broken into, and all they stole was soap.
Dirty criminals. Cops say they got away clean
ποΈ 55
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οΈ Apr 19 2021
My friend said he got a package containing soaps from around the world...
But it was a pack of lyes.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ May 21 2021
More than just soap
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
ποΈ 9
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οΈ May 01 2021
I wanted to do the dishes and wasnβt sure where I put the dish soap.
ποΈ 10
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οΈ Apr 19 2021
β«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«SOAPβ«
I just sang about eight bars.
ποΈ 1k
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οΈ May 31 2020
It doesn't matter how good the soap smells....
Never come out of the public toilets smelling your fingers.
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Dec 25 2020
I had this really terrible addiction to soap.
ποΈ 34
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
The police found the man who was stealing the soap.
They were close to catching him so he had to come clean.
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
OK here we go. Soap this gets to the front page...
ποΈ 16k
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οΈ Jan 28 2019
A bunch of robbers came in and stole all of my soap.
Dirty bastards.
Then the cops came over and did a full report.
They said they got away clean.
ποΈ 63
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
I got tear free soap in my eye
It hurts like heck but at least Iβm not crying
ποΈ 5
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?
Because some men just want to watch the world turn.
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Oct 15 2020
What did one soap molecule say to the other soap molecule in prison?
"Get out. This is micelle"
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Aug 14 2020
I am opening a soap box derby themed restaurant
Everything in the menu is *a la carte
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jul 06 2020
The beauty store told me their soap is 100% natural but I found out it wasn't
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Jul 27 2020
Thieves broke into my house and stole everything but my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.
ποΈ 78
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
Thats what I call dish soap
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Mar 04 2020
I need more soap puns!
Because all the good ones keep slipping through my fingers.
(I do need some for a job interview though, I want this interview to be a clean sweep)
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Jul 22 2019
I used to be addicted to soap...
ποΈ 36
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οΈ May 04 2021
I told my therapist I was addicted to soap
ποΈ 38
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οΈ May 11 2021
I used to be addicted to eating soap....
But, don't worry, I'm clean now.
ποΈ 5
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οΈ May 28 2021
I used to be addicted to soap
Iβm totally clean now, though!
ποΈ 21
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth
Then it becomes a soap opera
ποΈ 30
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
I was addicted to soap once.
ποΈ 11k
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οΈ May 07 2020
I used to be addicted to soap.
ποΈ 29
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οΈ Jan 30 2021
I used to be addicted to soap
ποΈ 29
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οΈ Dec 02 2020
I was addicted to soap...
ποΈ 798
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οΈ Jun 17 2020
I used to be a soap addict
ποΈ 12
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οΈ Nov 24 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
ποΈ 30
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
ποΈ 120
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οΈ Jul 26 2020
I used to be addicted to soap,
ποΈ 212
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οΈ May 31 2020
Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
But I'm cleaning up my act
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
I used to be addicted to soap,
ποΈ 26
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οΈ Jul 02 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
ποΈ 48
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οΈ Jul 08 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
ποΈ 13
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οΈ Sep 13 2020
I used to have a severe addiction to soap
ποΈ 24
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
I was a soap addict.
ποΈ 38
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οΈ May 01 2020
Soap
I used to be addicted to it. But now I'm clean.
ποΈ 4
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οΈ Aug 05 2020
I used to be addicted to soap
ποΈ 8
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οΈ Apr 14 2020
I was addicted to soap
ποΈ 74
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οΈ Apr 14 2020
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