Family was having breakfast at Denny's when my dad looks out the window towards a semi truck packed with wood pallets.
Dad: "I wonder if the driver cleaned those before he ate"
Me: "Cleaned what? All those pallets?"
Dad: "Yeah, I heard your supposed to cleanse your pallet before you eat!"
The whole table groaned, he was so proud of himself.
Good Moral Fiber.
So he can cleanse their soles.
Juice cleanse.
A semi-colon cleanse.
> "Hey! Urine trouble!" "If you come clean now we may shorten your punishment
> That was a really crappy pun
> I should just flush this joke away
> I bet you're really pissed at me for this, but don't shit on me
>I should cleanse myself of these puns
^Maybe ^I ^should ^stop ^now
A couple friends and I were eating and had been talking about the history of ethnic cleansing in Bosnia.
Friend: Wow, were actually having a real grown-up conversation.
The conversation progressed on and eventually evolved into an inappropriate discussion on our pooping schedules.
Friend: So much for our adult conversation.
Me: Ya it totally went down the toilet.
Just now, after doing a cleanse that is basically fasting, she had some orange juice (with pulp.) She said "Ah, I can feel it all down my body." I said, "I would like to feel you all down my body." Sometimes she laughs, sometimes she rolls her eyes. This one she laughed at.
