Good clean pun here, guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ceisler1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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How did the dinosaur get clean?

With a meteor shower!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How does a pirate clean cards?

He swabs the deck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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How do you clean a pig?

Ham sanitizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fletch-8221
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.

I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winkelschleifer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How does the Earth keep itself clean ?

With a meteor shower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?

py-rex

I'll get my coat...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuShogun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...

It was a hot mess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...

Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,

I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....

I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tren898
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?

Santa-Izer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you call clean music? [OC]

A soap opera!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yonfire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?

You use hand Santa-tizer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiffypack
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...

Because she is dealing with hersweeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubenmiq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I clean all my weapons with tree sap.

Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?

He wanted to be naan-offensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mealonx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?

With flossils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demonicplanet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.

They call them Jingle Berries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SchpeederMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*

I’m a vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmeltingFire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?

They gargoyle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Who keeps the ocean clean?

A mermaid!

Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No_Gray_Area
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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If you clean a vacuum cleaner...

...you make the vacuum cleaner.

If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NecroUknown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why was the tailless horse so clean?

It got detailed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CjMcDonald85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What do you find in a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iheartcorneas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...

She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?

Literature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squasher04
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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What do you clean a band instrument with?

A tuba glue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekker_dekker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I got my fish to clean my tank for free

Suckers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudfishy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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After days, it felt nice to finally come clean

I was starting to smell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AudenWolfe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?

With a Womba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamburgertime604
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.

The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.

It was a ham bush

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MafiaCub
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
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πŸ‘€︎ u/b6a6a6l
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I washed my whites today. They got so clean,

it left me bleachless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?

He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]

I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tampaillini
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Crisp and clean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smock707
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors

I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nashvulnative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?

To prevent bat breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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When I was in college, my roommate and I would clean each other's rooms

We were maid for each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls

but they keep ending up in the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What's the best way to clean up fake shit?

Sham Poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadA55Name
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What a clean joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/puffskeleton
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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When you clean the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarshmelloFan135
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?

With a meteor shower!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his

We were maid for each other

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.

We were maid for each other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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