Good clean pun here, guys.
How did the dinosaur get clean?
How does a pirate clean cards?
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?
What do you call clean music? [OC]
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
I play minesweeper while my wife cleans the house...
Because she is dealing with hersweeper
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
Many Folks Don’t Know that Santa Often has to Clean the Small Bits of Poo from his Reindeer Butts.
They call them Jingle Berries.
me: *cleans vacuum cleaner*
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
How do medieval cathedrals clean their mouths before bedtime?
Who keeps the ocean clean?
A mermaid!
Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter
If you clean a vacuum cleaner...
...you make the vacuum cleaner.
If you make a living out of it, you'd be called the vacuum cleaner.
Why was the tailless horse so clean?
What do you find in a clean nose?
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
What do volunteers clean up outside of libraries?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
After days, it felt nice to finally come clean
How do you clean the inside of a Uterus?
Two cowboys walking through the plains, no food or water, death imminent. When through hazy vision one of them spies a tree, covered in bacon by an oasis of pure clean. One cowboy hide behind a rock, as his confused friend runs to the tree... only to be gunned down by some bandits.
The second cowboy is relieved to be alive, and thankful that he knew that that was no bacon tree.
It was a ham bush
[META] Dad jokes should be clean, not just groan-inducing. That's what makes it a Dad joke, we can tell it to the kids in front of Mom and not get in trouble (other than maybe for the punchline).
I washed my whites today. They got so clean,
What does the Mandalorian use to clean up Baby Yoda's messes?
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
I think we all should use nothing but mops and brooms to clean our floors
I guess that means I'm anti-vacs.
Why do vampires clean their teeth three times a day?
When I was in college, my roommate and I would clean each other's rooms
We were maid for each other
Trying to write some clean jokes about bowling balls
but they keep ending up in the gutter.
What's the best way to clean up fake shit?
When you clean the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
How do aliens keep themselves clean while in space?
When I was in college my roommate used to clean my room and I used to clean his
We were maid for each other
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
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