Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"

I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report
You'd think politicians have bigger issues to tackle than housework and cleanliness.

Yet they often call for sweeping reforms.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sordidnoose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
🚨︎ report
My friend said to me cleanliness is next to godliness

I said buddy you gotta get a bigger dictionary

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AndersonRagan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
🚨︎ report
The janitor was so obsessed with cleanliness he went insane. So they sent him to a...

Sanitarium.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lord_dumbello
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
🚨︎ report
This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
🚨︎ report
God and JC's father-son relationship.

God always walked in the house with his shoes on and constantly berated Jesus for the floors being dirty. β€œBut Dad!” Jesus objected. β€œBut nothing son. Cleanliness is next to godliness." Jesus swept.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/pokadocta
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
🚨︎ report
A good quality for all restaurants to have.

Heard this in one of my GA Tech OMS CS lectures. (Michael isn't my Dad, but he is definitely a Dad.) The professors were discussing criteria for determining whether or not to enter a restaurant.

Michael: How about whether it smells good?
Charles: Yea I like cleanliness. Or you know what, let's be nice to our eateries. Let's say atmosphere.
Michael: Mmm, right, because if there's no atmosphere, it's going to be really hard to breath.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/merckens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
🚨︎ report
Someone left a sign encouraging cleanliness in my workplace tearoom. It just said "THINK!"

I thought this was so great that I made matching labels for the Tapth and the Thoap.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.