Asphalt.
I told him, "For you, they should call them aluminum can'ts."
Filthy slots.
...so I have to fill her slot instead.
http://i.imgur.com/p9F6ZQJ.jpg
Its not my normal day job, I'm just doing it to make Hens meet.
While my girlfriend and I were paying for our groceries, the cashier asked "Do you want the milk in a bag?"
I said "It's okay, you can leave it in the jug."
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
Coworker was cutting slots into foam for different tools in the toolbox shelves. He was almost done when he realized he forgot the tape measure. When he went to find a place for it, he said it looks like it would be a tight fit. I looked at him and said "looks like you need to remeasure".
"I need to book an appointment asap, its about an ongoing toothache"
"Thats fine sir, the earliest we have is at 11 am Tuesday if thats ok with you?"
Dad- "Are you sure you heard me correctly? I said toothache, I need the appropriate time slot for that type of appointment,"
"What do you mean sir? What would be your preferred time and I can see if there's an availability"
Dad- "Two-thirty"
My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.
I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."
The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."
I say, "that's just your two cents."
one of the exibits was showing kids centripital force by them putting a penny or nickel in a slot and watching it roll around a tube and be held against the sides even when it was rolling horizontally. really cool stuff
my dad looks at it and says "man, talk about money down the drain."
My mom and I park in front of the ATM so she can get some cash. I wait in the passenger seat as she goes to the ATM. I look up just in time to see her turn around and start jumping up and down saying "I won! I won!" like she just hit the jackpot at a slot machine. Oh gosh, that's embarrassing...
