Spot on!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bafferlf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23
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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It's not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danngordonn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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How do you spot an italian birthday party?

Pizza cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JolleNi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I showed my friend my pond, including the best fishing spots and the place where the bank drops off...

I wish the First National would stop sending their packages to my pond's address...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I was visiting my pregnant friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I could find was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Have you been to that new Indian restaurant The Ghee Spot?

It’s hard to find

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acpyrus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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How do you spot a blind man at a nude beach...?

its not hard..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_cordeiro8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Holmes and Watson are creeping stealthy along the Street, searching for clues, when Holmes suddenly spots a Bakery shop window and scans it with his magnifying glass. Watson perplexed, says to Sherlock " What are you looking for exactly ? " ...Holmes replies...

" You know my method. It's founded upon the observation of Trifles. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29
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I went out onto the ocean to try and spot some whales

But the ink kept washing away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02
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What do you call a cow with no spots?

A Moo-tant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimatePylon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07
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What do you call it when you move a rabbit from one spot to another?

A hare transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 29
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What's Bill Clinton's favorite hiding spot?

In the Bushs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SgtHedgehog
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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Spot on!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunkz3n
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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"There's a 60% chance the killer shot the victim from this spot right here and a 40% chance he shot from over there", said the detective.

"This concludes my probaballistic report."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthlybird
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Did you hear about the financial analyst who went skydiving but missed the landing spot by a mile?

He was an expert in the field

Edit: I made this up myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNudeyRudey
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Why do you say when you spot a flying Jedi in the sky ?

Look... Skywalker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
πŸ“…︎ May 08
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What do you call an old lady in a tight spot?

Cram-ma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carnival_k
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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How do you spot a blind man in a crowded nudist colony?

It isn’t hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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We were watching a documentary on African wildlife, and my son asked me, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

Me: No, I think they come that way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Have you heard of the disease that causes horns, spots, and hooves?

Scientists and doctors agree it's caused by a mootation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyndacyndaquill
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.

She asks if the man wants to try it out.

The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Just got a delayed grin from my son on the way back to our hunting spot.

Son: Wow that stream is really rush'en.

Me: oh good that is so much better than German.

I just had to pick a country real quick not trying to make any statement....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepery
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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A little difficult to spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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A pun walks into a bar, ten people die on the spot.

Pun in, ten dead

Edit: The police quickly arrived at the scene, surrounding the bar. The pun was trapped in the bar but it decided to hold on and have a shoot out with the police instead of surrendering. Sadly, the pun was shot. He was pun out dead at the scene.

Edit: Nobody attended the puns funeral, they all at ten ded.

-Mic drop-

Edit: Wasn’t that a killer pun?

Edit: Unfortunately I told about 10 puns before this one. Did any of them land? No. No pun in ten did.

(Credit To killsforsporks and TLo137 for the last 2 edits)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanthom12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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How can a leopard change his spots?

By moving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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The best spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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How can you spot a fake Van Gogh?

On the back, it'll be labeled "Ear-Regular."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29
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Would you like a spot of tea luv?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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People who pull forward into parking spots are living in the moment. Those who back up into the spot, are thinking about the future.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Puppy’s favourite spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackEyedBroad
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What do you call a teenager that's been standing in the same spot for a while?

Wai-teen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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One of my feminist friends managed to get herself a new job recently, and literally the first thing her boss asked her to do was to make him a sandwich! Naturally my friend took a stand and quit on the spot, she's even talking about boycotting the entire company.

Stupid Subway

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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[true story] Dad and daughter trimming the Christmas tree with tinselβ€” DAD (points to empty spot on tree and says to daughter): β€œLittle more on here.” DAUGHTER (storms off crying)...

...”MOM! DAD CALLED ME A LITTLE MORON!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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You can never find the best hiding spot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I found a spot of cancer on my bingo card.

But don't worry, it was B9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Who else eats bread with the white and green spots?

Edit: Thanks for the mold kind stranger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crixzly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Salmon are born in a river, swim out to sea for most of their lives, and then one day years later swim back against insurmountable odds to the very spot where they were born.

And I can’t find my car in the parking lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I spilled spot remover on my dog

Now he’s gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/camefromxbox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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There's this guy who's been staying in one spot at the park for days without sitting or laying. People are calling him super amazing. I personally just think..

he's out standing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Airicz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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My horse has spots of many different colors, so I decided to put things on his feet of many different colors...

It's a great set of horse hues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I tried to bury some old cookware but I couldn't find a spot anywhere to put my pans.

All I saw were potholes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red667
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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If we discovered life on Mars and their skin would happen to be white with black spots we should call them Dalmartians
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GismoWasTaken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My girlfriend's cat always steals my spot on the bed, it makes me FUR-ious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasmineFoxie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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make-up some puns on the spot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatTesseract
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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*after the train had had trouble stopping in the right spot for multiple consecutive stops* Mom: I guess the guy driving is new.

Dad: Maybe he's a trainee.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I was unsure how to spot the difference between crocodiles and alligators

If you approach them head on, a crocodile will see you in a while, but an alligator will see you later

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oscariscerycool
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I was on a safari in Africa when one of the tourists asked our guide, β€œIs it difficult to spot cheetahs?”

He said, β€œNo, they usually come that way.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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What do you call a man that tells the future and has four dark spots around him?

A foreshadow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honeytoast123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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I went to visit my pregnant friend in the hospital and found a parking spot in the C section of the parking lot.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?

The outside!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My golf course gave me an award and sign for my own place to park, but people keep taking my spot.

It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justjong
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Here's one I made up on the spot today that I'm proud of.

So we were at the mint and I was asked 'do we need to pay for parking here?'

I said: don't they make enough money here?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-Bus-dr1ver
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Chill spot ...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DepletedGeranium
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Batman has always had a soft spot for Mr. Freeze.

He thought he looked cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikswobarg7
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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How do you spot a modern spider?

He has a web-site!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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How do you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJiggaMan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Two astronauts spot some cheese floating around...

"Hey look, it's space debrie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistakenlysimple
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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I never knew covering up my bald spot would cost so much.

But it's a price I'm willing toupΓ©e.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucifer9845
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Why didn’t anyone spot the aircraft while they were playing hide and seek?

Because it was hidden from plane sight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I am very, very skilled at parking. I could probably park a car in any spot you think wouldn't be possible.

One could say I'm a hardcore parker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PooterContributor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/violetbuffalo21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2018
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You know, the worst type of humour is menstural jokes. Period... I just made that up on the spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Did you know it's almost impossible to spot a camel in the dessert?

They have excellent camelflage.

(If you look closely it's behind the ice cream.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avanou
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Eye Doctor: Looks like you have a blind spot.

Me: Sorry doc I need a second opinion, I’m just not seeing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coot32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why did the park ranger let the man with the digital watch park in the handicapped spot.

His passenger had no arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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I have a soft spot for bruised fruit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/themakeshfitman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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what happened to the frog who parked in a handicapped spot?

he got toad

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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How do you spot a narcissist in a grocery store?

He'll be doing the self checkout.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imjandess
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Could you spot the blind man at the nudist beach?

It wasn’t hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I bought some spot remover and it worked great...

no one has been able to park there since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Did you hear about that seating spot in Central Park that says β€œGimme More” on it?

It's Britney bench

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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87% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NegativePrimitive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2017
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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It’s not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firehornet117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It's not hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redeyeben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It's not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danngordonn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

it's not hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyTheShyGuy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

Its not hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gagging4aShagging
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A pun walks into a bar, 10 people die on the spot...

Pun in, ten dead...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidly-diddly97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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I went to visit a friend at the hospital and found a spot in the β€œC” section of the parking lot.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he’s gone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaidendeck
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Have you been to that new Indian restaurant β€œThe Ghee Spot”?

It’s hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotandlines
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I found a spot of cancer on my BINGO Card

Don't worry, it was B9.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrscissorhands4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2015
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