A list of puns related to "Spotless"
Udderly spotless
So if I lost it I’d be fearless.
My friend also wants a dog, but he’s going to call it spot.
He’s going to keep it strictly outdoors, that way his house will always be spotless.
so when we were searching the house and couldn't find him, I told her the house was spotless!
Background: last night we had a random insurgence of ants invade our bathroom. We successfully killed most of them with spray and bait, but it left tiny ant carcasses all over the bathroom floor. This morning my mom cleaned the entire bathroom leaving it spotless.
Mom and dad are now relaxing in the living room after mom has cleaned the bathroom:
Me: mom, I really appreciate your cleaning the bathroom, but now our whole family is going to get sick.
Mom: why?
Me: you got rid of all our anti-bodies
Mom groans, I give her a huge grin. My dad didn't get it at first, but after my mom explained it he groaned and said "I'm proud I raised a daughter with such a great sense of humor"
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