How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?
He dissolved them in antacid.
Ba-dum… tsss!
Good clean pun here, guys.
How dare they make someone else clean that up
The other day I asked my dad why he chose window cleaning as a profession
He told me it was the only job he could see himself doing
I texted my daughter, "Did you know that superglue can also be used for cleaning!"
"Your computer keyboarddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
The police arrested a dog for giving birth on the street.
My son never does his laundry so one day I got fed up and told him "If you don't start cleaning your clothes I'm going to leave you all my dirty clothes in my will!"
Sorry, just had to heir my dirty laundry
Why does Cinderella go extra crazy with her spring cleaning?
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
My wife said if I cleaned the house the reward would be sex.
My goodness, I wonder who with.
How did the dinosaur get clean?
What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?
I got a job cleaning the building where the horses are kept.
It's not much but it's stable work.
Can anyone reccomend me a good way of cleaning windshield from ice?
I used my discount card but I only got 20% off!
I always wanted a job cleaning mirrors...
Its just something I can see myself doing.
I just fired myself from cleaning my house.
I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.
I sold my cleaning equipment.
It was just collecting dust.
The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.
Why did Pinocchio spend all day cleaning his house?
What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?
py-rex
I'll get my coat...
What TV shows are squeaky clean?
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
Cleaning out my fridge when...
I came across two containers of butter. I guess you could say it was a second-dairy
How does a pirate clean cards?
What do you use to clean the air?
How does the Earth keep itself clean ?
When I was in college, my roommate used to clean my room, and I used to clean his.
We were maid for each other.
My kids started dancing while cleaning up the house.
It was some pretty good chore-eography.
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.
We got our air ducts cleaned today
I finally cleaned out my junk drawer and gave away all my dead batteries
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What do you call clean music? [OC]
Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reese’s was in pieces.
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?
How do you clean your hands at the North Pole?
You use hand Santa-tizer.
Cleaning mirror
Is a job that I can really see myself doing.
How did dinosaurs clean their teeth?
I need cleaning puns!!!
What are some of your favorite cleaning puns?
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