A list of puns related to "Fuel"
I think itβs BP.
Jerry can
Optimist Prime
and she told me she knew someone who could, so I asked who
she said: jerrycan
Jerry-can
"It's not rock. It science."
To get high
Tanks!
Pa Petrol
Gerri Can
It runs on upvolts.
Riceless.
Nothing but Pope-ane!
No?
Well no surprise it never went anywhere.
The tank.
It was pootonium
They call it Elon Musk.
Itβs true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
Steam
I don't deserve forgiveness for this joke
they make my van Gogh.
Because dough rises!
"You just press this button ... IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!"
Followed by embarrassed teen noises.
We're sat down for Christmas dinner and we all pull crackers. My father gets a small set of pocket screwdrivers. I ask 'Are they all flatheads or are they phillips?', to which he replys with the knowing grin 'They're not Phillips, they're mine'.
Jerry can!
Jerrycan
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