A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity
So I took it back to the store and they gave me another one free of charge.
Why do bank robbers hate electricity?
Because of the copper in the wires.
My son was playing with electricity, so I grounded him.
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My friend was explaining electricity
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Apparently, Iβve been using counterfeit electricity at home.
Iβm a victim of electron fraud!
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︎ Nov 25 2020
Why does electricity not like voting?
It doesnβt want to elect ron.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
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︎ May 12 2020
There was a time before electricity believe it or not.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,
Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?
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︎ Sep 14 2020
Electricity is in the air.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?
A power plant.
My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
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︎ Jun 21 2020
A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.
They have me another one, free of charge.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why are Lionel Richieβs electricity bills so high?
Because heβs up βAll Night Longβ!
Heard this joke on the radio yesterday, I thought it deserved a place here.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Somebody told me a joke about electricity.
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︎ May 11 2020
How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?
By their current location.
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︎ May 27 2020
What kind of dog runs on electricity?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing electricity?
He was cleared of all charges.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity
Heβd laugh and say, βSon, youβre grounded.β
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Puns about electricity
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...
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︎ Apr 16 2020
With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store
They gave me another one, free of charge
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︎ May 18 2020
I lost electricity at home yesterday.
I think my house is on a power trip.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Why is electricity always so chilled out?
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︎ Mar 12 2020
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
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︎ Feb 23 2020
In college I was so broke I couldnβt afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
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︎ Apr 27 2019
Why doesnβt electricity like History class?
Because itβs only interested in current events.
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Our electricity went out last night.
We were powerless to stop it.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.
And honestly, Iβm delighted.
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︎ May 04 2020
The person who discovered electricity...
Must have been quite shocked!
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︎ Apr 01 2020
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Once I was so broke I couldn't even pay the electricity bill.
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I returned it for a new one, free of charge
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︎ Jan 04 2020
We're learning about electricity in Physics class...
Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!
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︎ Mar 27 2020
I have a joke about electricity
Unfortunately, itβs so bad that it hertz.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
In college, I was so broke that I couldnβt afford to pay the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
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︎ Apr 23 2019
What did Tesla say when Edison said he could knit electricity?
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︎ Feb 16 2020
A KING WHO PROVIDES FREE ELECTRICITY TO HIS KINGDOM...
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︎ Mar 09 2018
The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another oneβ¦
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks
It is a shocking discovery
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026
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︎ Nov 05 2019
The sweater I bought from the store was picking up static electricity, so I went back to change it.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
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︎ Jul 28 2019
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge
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︎ Jan 04 2020
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
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