A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity

So I took it back to the store and they gave me another one free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gasballbutsmol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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Why do bank robbers hate electricity?

Because of the copper in the wires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yotamgosh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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My son was playing with electricity, so I grounded him.

He wasn't shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxxeye4neyexxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My friend was explaining electricity

and I was like watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apapipay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Apparently, I’ve been using counterfeit electricity at home.

I’m a victim of electron fraud!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why does electricity not like voting?

It doesn’t want to elect ron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waxingcresent
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtybirdal
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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There was a time before electricity believe it or not.

It was a dark time.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,

Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanakiin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Electricity is in the air.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?

A power plant. My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ccrosssss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.

They gave me a replacement....free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmo1981
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.

They have me another one, free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why are Lionel Richie’s electricity bills so high?

Because he’s up β€œAll Night Long”!

Heard this joke on the radio yesterday, I thought it deserved a place here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waffles1243
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Somebody told me a joke about electricity.

It was shocking!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?

By their current location.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteadyingRuck
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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What kind of dog runs on electricity?

A plugeranian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing electricity?

He was cleared of all charges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/horriblemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity

He’d laugh and say, β€œSon, you’re grounded.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Puns about electricity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtt69420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...

Then more power to them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store

They gave me another one, free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I lost electricity at home yesterday.

I think my house is on a power trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Why is electricity always so chilled out?

It’s down to earth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolfin360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.

They decided to call it, Voltswagon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill

Those were the darkest days of my life

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatocruncher74
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Why doesn’t electricity like History class?

Because it’s only interested in current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockgamingnews
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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Our electricity went out last night.

We were powerless to stop it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.

And honestly, I’m delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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The person who discovered electricity...

Must have been quite shocked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.

They gave me another one. Free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Once I was so broke I couldn't even pay the electricity bill.

Those were dark days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity

I returned it for a new one, free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikg1116
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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I have a joke about electricity

Unfortunately, it’s so bad that it hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What did Tesla say when Edison said he could knit electricity?

Sew watt?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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A KING WHO PROVIDES FREE ELECTRICITY TO HIS KINGDOM...

IS AN AMPERERER

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSwastik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2018
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The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…

…free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?

It all depends on the conductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The420Wizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks

It is a shocking discovery

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity

http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryonnsan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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The sweater I bought from the store was picking up static electricity, so I went back to change it.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DUIofPussy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one, free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity

I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikg1116
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tttulio
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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