A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity
So I took it back to the store and they gave me another one free of charge.
Why do bank robbers hate electricity?
Because of the copper in the wires.
My son was playing with electricity, so I grounded him.
My friend was explaining electricity
Apparently, I’ve been using counterfeit electricity at home.
I’m a victim of electron fraud!
Why does electricity not like voting?
It doesn’t want to elect ron.
A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
There was a time before electricity believe it or not.
If electricity always follows the path of least resistance,
Why doesn't lighting always strike in France?
Electricity is in the air.
What do you call a flower that is full of electricity?
A power plant.
My 6 y/o and I came up with that haha
A jumper I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the shop.
They gave me a replacement....free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.
They have me another one, free of charge.
Why are Lionel Richie’s electricity bills so high?
Because he’s up “All Night Long”!
Heard this joke on the radio yesterday, I thought it deserved a place here.
Somebody told me a joke about electricity.
How do you know where your nearest source of electricity is?
By their current location.
What kind of dog runs on electricity?
Did you hear about the man who was arrested for stealing electricity?
He was cleared of all charges.
My father always laughed at me when I got shocked playing with electricity
He’d laugh and say, “Son, you’re grounded.”
Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...
With great power comes a huge electricity bill.
The sweater I bought recently kept picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store
They gave me another one, free of charge
I lost electricity at home yesterday.
I think my house is on a power trip.
Why is electricity always so chilled out?
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill
Those were the darkest days of my life
Why doesn’t electricity like History class?
Because it’s only interested in current events.
Our electricity went out last night.
We were powerless to stop it.
My efforts to save on my electricity bills have really paid off.
And honestly, I’m delighted.
The person who discovered electricity...
Must have been quite shocked!
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
Once I was so broke I couldn't even pay the electricity bill.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I returned it for a new one, free of charge
We're learning about electricity in Physics class...
Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!
I have a joke about electricity
Unfortunately, it’s so bad that it hertz.
In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
What did Tesla say when Edison said he could knit electricity?
A KING WHO PROVIDES FREE ELECTRICITY TO HIS KINGDOM...
The sweater I got last Christmas kept picking up static electricity, so I took it back to the store and exchanged it for another one…
Trivia question! How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
TIL electricity is not discovered by Tesla nor Edison, but by many people before them including the Greeks
It is a shocking discovery
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electricity
http://scienceline.ucsb.edu/getkey.php?key=4026
The sweater I bought from the store was picking up static electricity, so I went back to change it.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one, free of charge.
I got a new sweater for Christmas, but it was picking up too much static electricity
I exchanged it for a new one, free of charge
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
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