These electric puns from r/DankMemes
I bought an electric toothbrush.
It's like my acoustic toothbrush just a bit cooler.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet.
What happened next, shocked me!
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
Igloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
Dad, how do I catch electric eels?
Dad: Easy - you just throw a click bait into the water
Son: Got it. What's next?
Dad: What happens next will shock you
My wife has been taking a course in advanced electrics and it's taken over her life. Everything she says these days concerns resistors, transformers, circuitry, voltage, ampage etc. All fucking day long, I've tried explaining to her it's driving a wedge between us, but she won't listen to reason.
She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
Why do people in Africa only use electric cars?
Because they’re Mad-at-gas-cars
Helen Keller reads “Warning! Electric Fence!” in braille
“Well that’s not a good sign” she said
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called
What would you call an electric train in Japan?
(true story) After having my son install an electric keypad deadbolt on the man door in my garage, my daughter says:
Dad, are you sure that new deadbolt was man-door-tory??
Making daddy proud.
Did you hear about the guy who bought an electric car and got in a wreck just after he left the dealership?
He turned over a new Leaf.
Tesla is making an electric lawnmower.
It's called E-Lawn.
Credit to @TeslaHype on Twitter
I just purchased an electric car.
Do I need a current license?
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
Did you hear about the electric car from Germany?
I usually prefer electric appliances
But after seeing my dirty underwear I think I prefer my gas dryer.
Why couldn’t the young, electric train keep up with the old trains?
Because he ran out of steam
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT THAT I KNIGHTED AN ELECTRIC FISH.....
What did Tesla's wife say about his new electric current
"he's going through a phase"
Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor
This way the people can elect Ricity.
The campaign would be "Elect Rick".
Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair
I was shocked but he wasn't
I sold my Chevy electric car, missed it so I bought it back...
I know, pretty re-Volting!
I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill in college
Those were pretty dark times
I like to race electric cars in my free time.
I often hide my personal stuff in an electric socket
It's a shocking place to find them
If you pee on an electric fence,
When I was 3, I touched an electric socket.
The results were pretty shocking.
I used to hate the electric blanket
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
What do you call an electric oven that always gets dirty?
Get it? Like electric charge
I just found out that my new electric toothbrush is not waterproof.
If Dodge made electric cars, you might need a charger for your Charger.
A man purposely crashed two passenger trains, killing hundreds. Why didn’t he get the electric chair?
Turns out he was a really bad conductor.
I rewired the electric stove today, and my wife was overjoyed...
She spent all afternoon holding onto it and dancing with happiness.
Ringo, John snd George walked into an electric guitar shop...
What did the train engineer say when the electric chair didn’t work on him?
“I guess I’m just a good conductor”
That explains his fascinating for electric cars.
When I get my electric bill, I'm always shocked. But when I see my water bill...
I really start to feel the pressure.
The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.
One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.
In college, my roommates and I were so poor that we could not afford to pay our electric bills.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
I was putting a fork in an electric outlet. What happened next, shocked me!
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