I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, or sew it seams.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines,
My wife has begun writing songs about her sewing machine
She wants to be a Singer-songwriter, or sew it seams.
I asked the trainer at the gym, which machine I should use to impress the ladies?
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine. "
The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines.
It’s always the centre of a tension.
The worst thing about driving a Time Machine....
.....is the kids at the back asking, "Are we then yet?"
Tennis ball machine for sale. Only $100.
Had it over a year now. Has served me well.
I got my chips before I put my money into the vending machine
I guess it's out of order.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, without explanation.
It doesn't make any cents!
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation.
It just doesn’t make any cents.
To get to the time machine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams.
I bought a coin machine yesterday and I can't figure out how it works
It literally makes no sense
I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...
I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
Why does my coin minting machine have to be broken...
It just doesn't make cents
I added water to our bread machine
I don’t know if it worked, but it kneaded it.
Recently, I’ve been building a car made from old washing machine parts
I’m going to take it out a spin tomorrow
When my great-grandad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my grandad, who then gave it to my dad - and one day, it will be mine.
It’s our family hair loom.
I can't stop taking money out of every cash machine I walk past...
Doctor has diagnosed I'm suffering from withdrawal symptoms.
I accidently dropped grandma's ashes into my fog machine.
My mate composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter, sew it seams.
Among all the machines, the pulley is the most egotistical.
It’s always at the centre of a tension.
Why did the ice cream machine need money?
So, I bought a coin minting machine on eBay for $10...
But the thing only makes pennies. I understand now why it was so cheap.
It makes cents
Every machine in the coin factory stopped working
It just doesn't make any cents!
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
I hooked up a spooky mind control device to a windowblind making machine
Just thinking about it makes me shutter
I still don't understand cloning machines
Why did the machine gunner keep missing his targets?
He suffered from turret syndrome.
I write songs about sewing machines !
Here’s a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser
What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
They both say "insert bill here."
Coin making machines are really easy to understand. It just makes cents.
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody.”
What did the nun say as she sat down at the sewing machine?
This could be habit forming.
Why was the coach yelling at a vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
I have absolutely no idea what a cloning machine does!
What does a Greek machine need to work?
My wife keeps calling me a simple machine.
My friend composes songs about sewing machines.
He's a Singer songwriter or sew it seams...
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.