Time Machine Puns

Mandalorian

Present Day.

I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

.....is the kids at the back asking, "Are we then yet?"

I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”

It turned out to be a complete waist of time

Because its a reflux incapacitator

A manned delorian

Ahhh, it takes me back.

We go way back.

I wanted to see what came first, the chicken or the egg.

He’s after that man’s delorean

Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..

I'm beside myself at the results.

It's some time in the second world war and Hitlers top scientists have built a time machine. Eager to use it, but fearing an accident, the fuhrer instead sends one of his henchman forward to 1985, hoping to gain knowledge of the future to use against his enemies.

Much to Hitlers chagrin however, the henchman quickly returns to the present with only a Casio Keyboard in hand. Breathless with excitement, he declares "Mein Fuhrer! With this device we shall wage sonic warfare on our enemies!"... He hits the demo button and the room is filled with sound.

"So... what do you think?" says the henchman.

Hitler, aghast at this otherworldly device says

"You must be mad Schultz! There's no place in this world for a Nazi Synthesizer!"

I guess I have no future.

A Nyucks Capacitor

My dad would say "So, you're laundering money?"

Did you know Doc Brown's first attempt at a time machine wasn't a DeLorean? It was a white water raft. The problem was he couldn't get it up to 88 so he was unable to leave the current.

I hope I don't get in trouble for money laundering

I’d only use it from time to time

I'm beside myself at the results.