In my downtime, I've taken to making sleepwear for my pets.

They are the cat's pajamas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adjaru182
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?

They just ransomware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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They have the cutest faces... Hands down!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Santa joins the Army

Santa decides it's time to put his 364 days worth of downtime to use, so he travels to Warsaw to join the Army.

The recruiter says "Sir, only natives of this country can join the military".

Santa replies, "I understand, and I meet the requirements".

"How so?" queries the Recruiter.

Santa smiles and says, "Isn't it obvious I am North Pole-ish?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rebella-Scumm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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How would you like to make my dad’s day, r/dadjokes?

So my dad’s recently been diagnosed with cancer and is now beginning chemo. As a result, he’s gonna have a lot of downtime on his hands. So to cheer him up we’ve (my brother-in-law and I) bought 2 folder-style disc cases that can hold up to 10 movies. We want to fill them with the most dad-joke filled, so bad they’re good, absolute cheesy movies out there. This is where r/dadjokes comes in. The two best lists of 10 movies will be chosen to put in the two cases. Help us r/dadjokes. You’re our only hope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Periwinklerene
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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