Good players are hard to find.
He said, “Wow, that’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.”
"My name is Siri. "
as it ended in a draw.
Nintendo decided to switch things up
If only they could see me now...
When it’s not punny
“No more corny jokes, now just corn-orary jokes”
I’m glad he still has his sense of humor through these tough times
I couldn't get a single laugh from the guys in the other urinal stalls.
because hindsight is 2020
Not sure if I buried them too deep, or too far apart.
I thought it went swimmingly.
which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos
Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics
...it will be a huge 6S
(x-post /r/apple)
In fact, it will be a 6S
I was headed to my kitchen with some friends whem my dad was watching TV in the living room beside the kitchen, watching television. I was talking about 'your mom' jokes with my friends, and one of them said "but you always set yourself up!" I ask,
"For what?"
When I hear from the living room,
"For failure!"
When all of the sudden, my friends burst out laughing and my dad literally was crying from laughter.
Doctor: WOW! That’s the worst case of parking son’s disease I’ve ever seen.
