I'm worried that the supreme court will lack empathy now that Ginsburg is gone.

Without her they're ruthless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudefaceguy_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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for lack of an intresting title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.

Man! That came out of nowhere!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.

Those are Apple Bottom Genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My Wife Got Really Mad At My Lack of Direction

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Whenever I can't work because of lack of connectivity, I get a warm fuzzy feeling

internet must be down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Really disappointed by lack of diversity in LG

I just visited their wireless section and didn't see a single LG BT device

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MordaBest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My doctor diagnosed me with severe lack of observation.

That came out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What does a dumb empty wallet lack?

Cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soviet_bean_man
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

I guess we'll just have to make dew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aserthreto
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?

Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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This Joke Lacks Bite

There are rumors of yet another Bill and Ted Sequel following the one in production. Reportedly, it will feature an older, toothless Keanu Reeves who is fighting with his insurance company.

Yeah, the working title: Billin' Ted for Bogus Dentures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/P33J
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Did you know that there is a severe lack of properly sourced info about whales?

[cetacean needed]

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My wife left me and said I lack the creative ability

I dont know what tomake of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fakipo2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My girlfriend and I were looking at a new apartment today. It seemed nice, but I was disappointed by the lack of furniture in the dining room. "What do you think?" She asked.

I replied, "Notable."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Type O blood was actually meant to be Type Zero blood, due to lack of glycoproteins in the red blood cells. It was misread as type β€œO”.

I guess we can call it a typo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilpuddingman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Lack of Foresight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renegade_Meister
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2018
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After many abuses, the horse finally rebelled after a lack of food.

It was the last straw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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My lack of knowledge of Greek Mythology...

...is my Achille’s knee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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I just posted a msg to Reddit about the lack of original frontpage content. This was the subject line of their reply.

RE: Post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neudeu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Lack toast

I started to get sick after i stopped eating toast for a week, i went to the doctor and he told me i was lack-toast intolerent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GS-11CHANNEL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Maybe it’s my lack of punctuation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/laughinghammock
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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My Boss At Pixar and I Got In A Fight Over Our Lack Of Movies

But then we made up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minyoonghee
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Both my kids are liberal arts majors, and they seem overwhelmed at the lack of job prospects.

Oh the humanities!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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As I entered the room and noticed the lack of services, I thought to myself, "I'll never stay in a hotel anymore."

This is my last resort.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What is it called when your lack of protection causes ornaments to break in their boxes?

T’ issue paper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuitarGusto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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I'm really upset about the lack of original puns here...

Like seriously, if I've read one, I've reddit all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBlackestLotus
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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I was on holiday in a picturesque rural lake area, got stressed at the lack of 4G and 3G signal though.

I was on EDGE there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YorkshireRiffer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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I applied to be a door man but didn't get the job due to lack of experience.

Which surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p3t3r133
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2017
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What did the mother tree saw to her son with a lack of interests?

You need to branch out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnyg13nb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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The body builder opened the cupboard, astonished at the lack of protein powder he said...

No whey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay_Hogwarts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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there is a serious lack of possible bear puns, can any of you think of more?

The problem with bears as a pun topic is that there are only 6 possible puns and most of them are stretches.

  1. bear double meaning with tolerate

  2. pandanother thing

  3. grizzly double meaning with horrific

4)kodiak double meaning with camera

5)koalalifications

6)and Ursidae the family classification can be shortened to sound like ursa and be used instead of "or so" like in the phrase "or so i was told".

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My celestial peers don't find me attractive due to my lack of gravity (x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2016
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a serious lack of Joe Pesci puns in here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tweedyourtoast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2016
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People who don't like amputees are lack-toes intolerant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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I'm really feeling the lack of Nathan Fillion's character from 'Firefly' in my life.

I think I've got Mal-nutrition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearclawsaarhm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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My friend complained to her parents about their recent lack of communication. Her dad mailed her this letter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/corpse_rape
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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My doctor just diagnosed me with a severe lack of awareness.

That came out of nowhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2018
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