Deficit Puns

A list of puns related to "Deficit"

Marijuana causes users to become so mellow that they may lose all interest in things that are important. It's a tension deficit disorder.
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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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What does someone with attention deficit prefer to drink?

Orange Juice - it’s made from concentrate 😃

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👤︎ u/LastZoo
📅︎ May 07 2019
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I guess I'm a cheapskate with ADHD

I never pay attention

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👤︎ u/NicksterTV
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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Dad wants to fix the blinds

Me looking at crooked blinds: "There's not enough tension on that side."

Dad: "So you might say it has a... tension deficit disorder?"

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👤︎ u/Anrikay
📅︎ Aug 25 2015
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