You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.

After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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FIVE had Iron deficiency.

So it became four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vEnoM_420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I told my boyfriend I might have an iron deficiency...

He replied, β€œthat’s why I have you listen to metal.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18b36
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency

Ironic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why did the divorced dad have a vitamin D deficiency?

He wasn't getting enough Son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarryDoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency. Me: How do you know?? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Iron Deficiency gang rise up!

But not too fast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rafapex
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Why does untreated iron deficiency often cause someone to go insane?

It is a serious metal illness.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency.

Man: How do you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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The doctor said to me, β€œYou have a severe iron deficiency.” Baffled, I asked, β€œHow do you know? I just walked in!”

He sighed, β€œYour shirt is all wrinkled.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Guys I'm making a presentation about iron deficiency anemia, can you guys give me some puns related to it?

You guys and gals are awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypticlunatic
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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I think I have an iron deficiency

All my clothes have wrinkles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellarama727
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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I have a serious thiamine deficiency...

It's Beriberi bad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ContentDoctor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2016
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As an immune deficient person, anti vaxxers make me sick
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lt_Matthew
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What do you call an iron deficient female?

A male

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahad0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My deficient son said that he was hurt

I asked where did he get hurt and how intense the pain was

He responded with: "I can just feel it, but I just can't put my finger on it!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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What do you call a pigment deficient friend who knows where you were at the time of the murder?

An alibino

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Undope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I heard Donald Trump is going to ban shredded cheese, and make America grate again.

also in the news:

Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call a fish fry without fish?

Deficient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeke_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?

An iron deficiency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misplaced_Texan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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My wife says I need to eat more fish

I might have a deficiency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RiseAtlas
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today

He had an iron deficiency

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dretland
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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What do you have when you haven’t seen any iron man movies?

An iron deficiency

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KasaiSama888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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A buddy of mine and I went golfing the other day...

A buddy of mine and I went golfing the other day, and while we both were doing fairly well on the main stretch, his approach when using his 9 iron was always awful. I felt bad for him, so the next time we went golfing, I brought him some pills I thought would, give him some "help".

"What're these for?" he asked.

I replied, "for your Iron deficiency!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzyMoosen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I have to go to a doctor in Florida...

...because I have an iron deficiency.

leaves to play golf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxzl
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2015
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