He was looking for the protein shakes but was lost trying to find them. Thankfully, one of the employees showed him the whey.
You in"vitamin"
It was ironic.
Ironic.
You don’t want to vitamin...
I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.
I find it a hard pill to swallow.
When he realized his mistake, he immediately called the police and confessed to all of the killings before laying down upon his death bed awaiting his own end, the same end that he had inflicted upon so many others. News media quickly came to the hospital and the killer was eventually asked two questions by two seperate reporters, one question following the other so quickly that he could not respond to the first before hearing the second. The first reporter asked, "How did the coffee taste that tipped you off into realizing you had poisoned yourself?" Where the second reporter blurted out, "How would you describe this situation where you have killed yourself by the very means you used to kill others?"
The murderous man only responded once before breathing his last breath:
"Irony," he replied.
Fortunately, my injuries were super fish oil
The appendix was removed.
I yelled to her to go ahead and vitamin.
So one day, I approached him and said,
"Jesus, show me the whey."
No Whey Jose
Fe-Mail
Molto-Vitamins
No whey!
When I asked if he could still have his favorite protein supplement on his diet, he said, “Unfortunately, there’s no whey.”
I work at a supplement retail store and usually greet people with "Hey! How are you today? What brings you in today?" and usually people will just tell me what they are looking for. So, I did the same thing to a man ~50 years old today, but instead of the usual response I get, he just responded with "My feet."
10/10. Would be dad-joked again.
So, recently my SO got some Vitamin C supplement and the brand is called Emergen-C.
SO drinks the supplement and I start panicking. SO: What's wrong?! Me: You're in an emgency situation.
I'm new to working out and supplements and all that. I asked him if he had any suggestions for what protein to get. He responded with "let's whey the options". I should have seen that coming
