My wife calls chewable vitamins:

"Bite"-amins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo_sum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Vitamin D gives me so much energy...

It should really be called Vitamin A+!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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a Vitamin C pun
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Wife: here’s some pills, they’re vitamins, you’ll feel better when you take them.

Me: {takes pills}

Also me: I don’t feel any better.

Wife: {rolls her eyes}

PS: this happened at dinner tonight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mastertexan1
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What vitamin should you give young horses??

Foalic acid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themoreidont
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Did you know Shakespeare was indecisive about the vitamins he took?

B2 or not B2, that was the question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Vitamin C

Is Spanish for Vitamin Yes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HassanMoRiT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why did the divorced dad have a vitamin D deficiency?

He wasn't getting enough Son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarryDoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Vitamin C-Section v.redd.it/7gsm8ecnw3o21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flame2074
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What kind of vitamin improves your eyesight?

Vitamin see!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyMarkGamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My 17yo daughter, while reading the ingredients of a new supplement that I’m taking, noticed that vitamins B1, B2, B3, B5 and B6 were included. She quickly asked, β€œwhat about B4? Where’s it?”

I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hrd4Yew69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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The best vitamin for friendship is B1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MacItaly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Why couldn't the polar bear take his vitamins?

Because the seal was broken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterWolf041
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you call the vitamins they make prisoners take?

Mandatory minerals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoPi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Vitamin Dee Dee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedditDragon9731
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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Chewable vitamins are the best.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirAnonymos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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Someone threw a bottle of Omega-3 vitamins at me, but I'm okay...

... the wounds were super fish oil.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxwp
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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"Say hello to vitamin D-licious and Calci-yum" i.reddituploads.com/e5eb4…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KuKomPU
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2016
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Vitamin B is the second best vitamin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelson93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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I told my son about the most important vitamin for friendship...

"B-1."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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My coworker told me she got sick for not taking her vitamins...

I told her 'It's probably because you didn't invitamin!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyurium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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People are always taking about all the vitamins...

But vitamin Y?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLvr69
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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Apparently if you eat a polar bear's liver you'll get sick from too much vitamin A; someone suggested testing this so I called the butcher and asked them to send some over...

...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frond_Dishlock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2016
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I was talking about the sun and how it's your largest source of Vitamin-D

Dad: "You know why that one lady is always out on that street corner?"

Me: "...Why?"

Dad: "Because she wants the D."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kanel0728
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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What's the best B vitamin for memory retention?

B4!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDonutChef
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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My dad has to take vitamins...

He got a new box today with the brand Alive! He picked it up and held it out, saying, "It's a good thing I bought these today, because otherwise I would've run out, and then I wouldn't be..." then he shook the box a couple times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSpaceCoresDad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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Vitamin C...

is Spanish for Vitamin Yes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyMeesh
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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You know what vitamin is the most helpful for eyesight?

Vitamin See

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Threeatatime1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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What vitamin is best for failing eyesight?

Vitamin See.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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