He wasn't getting enough Son
I quickly responded, it’s not there because you had it already.
... the wounds were super fish oil.
...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.
It should really be called Vitamin A+!
I didn't in-vitamin.
also in the news:
Patients who have died or been admitted to intensive care with Covid-19 have been found to be deficient in a vitamin found in spinach, eggs, and hard and blue cheeses, raising hopes that dietary change might be one part of the answer to combating the disease.
Because they take Vitamin See.
I will see myself out.
I said "well don't just stand there, in vitamin"
Didn’t have enough vitamin sea
You in"vitamin"
Back story: our kids get flintstone vitamins. She did grocery pick up today.
She got home and was frustrated that they were "flintstones with iron". To which I responded, "Iron? I assumed they would be made of bedrock!"
She did not appreciate it as much as I did.
By vitamin C section
You don’t want to vitamin...
Vitamin see!
Vitamin Sea.
For the vitamin, see?
He'll recommend you take more vitamin F
I yelled to her to go ahead and vitamin.
Don’t they know there’s vitamin sea all around them!
The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
Puns for Kids
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.
Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is
... keep reading on reddit ➡Vitamin D.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/7cfv7w/til_that_vitamin_d_is_actually_a_hormone_and_can/dpquhkh/?context=3
But vitamin Y?
Dad: Hey (insert name), what do you want to be for halloween? Stepbrother: I don't know Dad: what about a vitamin, I saw a sign that said "Vitamin B1" Car ride home was only silence from then on.
It's full of Bee vitamins.
Molto-Vitamins
I told him he needed more Vitamin Si.
So, recently my SO got some Vitamin C supplement and the brand is called Emergen-C.
SO drinks the supplement and I start panicking. SO: What's wrong?! Me: You're in an emgency situation.
My girlfriend gave me some vitamin water to drink. I drank some and immediately needed to lay down. She said," it's not going to sit well if you don't stay up for a bit." I said," I know but it will lay well." Ha. Ha. Merry Christmas.
Group of us hanging out after class
Friend A: "I slept in till two today"
Me: "You missed all the sunlight! How do you get your Vitamin D?
Friend A: "I had a big plate of eggs after I woke up"
Friend B: "Eggs have Vitamin D?"
Me : "I guess if you cook them sunny side up"
You know you have a great dad joke when you are the only one in the room laughing
Vitamin!
Because it contains Vitamin See
Vitamin See
Vitamin See.
What is the best vitamin for your eyes? Vitamin C!
