What's a retina's favourite name?
Iris
What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?
Eye Poppy!!
Scientists have come up with an artificial retina that can cure blindness
I bet nobody saw that coming.
What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?
Detached retina
Eye jokes are the corneas jokes.
I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..
I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"
she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.
How are a cracked iPhone 6 and watching an eclipse without glasses similar?
Ruined retina display.
