Retina Puns

A list of puns related to "Retina"

What's a retina's favourite name?

Iris

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👤︎ u/Not_Weirder
📅︎ May 03 2017
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What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?

Eye Poppy!!

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👤︎ u/Elseebee
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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Scientists have come up with an artificial retina that can cure blindness

I bet nobody saw that coming.

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👤︎ u/Blue_Phoenix912
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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Visionaries
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👤︎ u/seawavegown
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call an iphone whose screen came off ?

Detached retina

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👤︎ u/Zucc_the_lizard
📅︎ Dec 25 2018
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Eye jokes are the corneas jokes.
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👤︎ u/denise_magic
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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I was at a burlesque show and one of the performers had a wardrobe malfunction..

I leaned over to my wife and whispered "of corset didn't work"

she rolled her eyes so hard her retinas detached and she missed the rest of the performance.

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👤︎ u/zombie_riot
📅︎ Mar 30 2016
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How are a cracked iPhone 6 and watching an eclipse without glasses similar?

Ruined retina display.

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👤︎ u/reemasqooraf
📅︎ Aug 21 2017
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