A blind man is going into surgery today for a cornea transplant.

He hopes by tomorrow, he’ll get to see everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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My wife needs a cornea transplant, but the waiting list is too long!

We really need a faster wife-eye provider.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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This eye pun couldn't be any cornea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nottedy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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When making ocular jokes, the cornea the better.

It can be pretty iris-k if you and the audience don't see eye to eye though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisgruntledMoose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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My corneas are not thick enough for a LASIK surgery

"Not on the thin eyes." The surgeon said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MogolianShrimp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I'm getting Lasik and I keep hearing that it might smell burnt cornea during the procedure, and my coworker says ...

"it'll smell like pop-cornea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikiverse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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My Mother-in-law is 80% Irish

People call her Iris.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kimvandashian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2021
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So apparently when you die, the last part of your body that stops working is your pupils..

It’s because they di-late

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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Why did the blind man ride the broken rollercoaster?

He didn’t see anything wrong with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Nose jokes are boring

Eyes jokes are cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoondogGLOVER1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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More Than meets The Eye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Which body part dies last ?

The eyes, because they dilate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Eye'm sorry for this one :(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enoallday
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Like Dad always says, nose joke stink...

...but eye jokes are cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nongshim
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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A humerus joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sid_sh09
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I like jokes about the eyes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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You know what type of joke ophthalmologists like?

...vitreous humor jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aisier_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...

But it just gets cornea and cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/datgaminghuman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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My earliest childhood memory is visiting the eye doctor and getting my glasses.

Life before that was a blur.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?

His jokes are pretty cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My best friend has a good eye for dad jokes...

But the jokes couldn’t be any cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/azzawith2zs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Puns about the body are generally corny,

But puns about the eye are cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shareinagroove
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

Dad: No, have you seen my dadglasses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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My friend told me a joke about the covering of the iris. Sure, I laughed...

But it was cornea as ever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Just tricked my family with this one

Just to liven up a boring car journey

>Me: What's a pirates favourite letter?

>Aunt and Dad: [Rolls eyes] Rrrrr!

>Me: Ah you'd think so, but their true love be for the C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trinitykill
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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Some people have trouble sleeping...

...but I can do it with my eyes closed...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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Saw this on a whiteboard at a hospital

I like jokes about the Eye.

The Cornea the better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Equivalent_Squash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Girlfriend, trying to remove smudges from her glasses.

"Ugh my right eye is blurry"

"No, honey, I can see it just fine"

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You got any corny jokes?

I'm all ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_potato_eat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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A pun about eyeballs or a pun about Australian accents?

Which one is cornea?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TLo137
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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My kid told me to buy blinker fluid

So I brought back eye drops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatsquishyboy
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why do optometrists love dad jokes?

Because they’re cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeywench
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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No matter how corny you believe your eyeball jokes are...

Mine will always be cornea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngryAmber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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When it comes to eyeball jokes...

The cornea the better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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I’m a big fan of Eye jokes

the Cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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What did the teacher with googley eyes say.

I've got no control of my pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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Eye jokes are the corneas jokes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/denise_magic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Eye jokes. The Cornea the better.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2018
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I love eye jokes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mRmyster76
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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I love eye jokes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ginger-Beefcake
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Did you know I like dad jokes about eyes?

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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I prefer dad jokes about eyes....

The cornea the better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I love jokes about the eyes .

The cornea the better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emcarpx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I love joke about eyes...

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tpatt83
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I love jokes about the eyes.

The cornea the better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sk1wbw
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Why are eye jokes worse than other jokes?

They're cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOtherQue
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2017
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I love jokes about the eyes.

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ecjg2010
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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