Scurvy Puns

A list of puns related to "Scurvy"

I don't understand why sailors used to get scurvy all the time, I mean...

They had plenty of vitamin sea.

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👤︎ u/SleepOrderDis
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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My son got diagnosed simultaneously with scurvy and rabies.

Or as I like to call it, scabies.

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you read to a child with scurvy?

Lemon E Snicket

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👤︎ u/Murduke_dot_java
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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How come pirates are always getting scurvy?

Don’t they know there’s vitamin sea all around them!

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👤︎ u/EdgarAllan_BR0
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade

When lemons give you life, you probably have scurvy. (Courtesy of my own father)

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👤︎ u/mahojo12
📅︎ May 09 2021
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What do you call a pirate that doesn’t eat his fruit?

Whatever you want, he died of scurvy ages ago

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👤︎ u/Ryder_Alknight
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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How do pirates like their women?

sCURVY

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👤︎ u/savageprofit
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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What is a pirates favorite letter? (hint: it's not R)

Most people think Rrrr but a pirates true love be the C.

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👤︎ u/BigRobWall
📅︎ Jul 08 2018
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Why don’t pirates travel on mountain roads?

‘Scurvy

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why do pirates like the letter C so much?

Because if you take it away, they die of scurvy.

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👤︎ u/Unholt
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call a female pirate?

Curvy Scurvy

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👤︎ u/RndmRanger
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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I ask the wife if the limes look ripe enough and she says they look fine.

I say: "That's good. Cause there is a fine lime between being healthy and getting scurvy."

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👤︎ u/zz_LIMPALONG_zz
📅︎ Aug 13 2017
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How do sailors like their women?

Scurvy

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👤︎ u/Bad_Account_Name
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
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