Did you hear about the coin shortage?
Apparently, America is literally out of common cents!
Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.
Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor
This way the people can elect Ricity.
The campaign would be "Elect Rick".
The national coin shortage is a problem that we can solve if we all...
Be the change that we wanna see.
The US is experiencing a coin shortage.
The country is out of common cents.
In response to the American coin shortage, Canada has committed to providing the U.S. aid
A national coin shortage must provide some much needed relief for people who don’t like change.
Allegedly there’s a national coin shortage
I asked someone to explain it to me and they didn’t make cents.
Did you hear about the bread shortage at the Indian grocery store?
When I went there, they had naan left.
Did you hear about the coin shortage in the US?
Yes, the US is literally out of common cents!
Penny for your thoughts on the coin shortage?
I can't make heads or tails of it. It just doesn't make cents. I guess the way people pay needs some change.
Do yall remember the Great Lightbulb Shortage of '07?
Due to the lockdown, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff in my town.
With all the shortages, we've been forced to buy the John Wayne toilet paper.
It's rough, tough, and don't take shit off anyone
In regards to the toilet paper shortage in Australia
The entire stock - wiped out
Apparently, new government advice in light of the toilet paper shortage is to use lettuce leaves when using the toilet.
It's the tip of the iceberg (courtesy of my dad).
Did you hear about the tortilla shortages going on right now? It's okay if you haven't.
They don't taco 'bout it much.
Did you hear about the Indian bread shortage?
Don’t worry about it, it’s a naan-issue...
There was a shortage of dough at the Indian restaurant I was at
The waiter told me it was a naan-issue.
Working on a film script about a fizzy drinks shortage in the French capital...
We were talking about water shortage, and my wife said, “ Why don’t we dig a hole outside to collect rain water?”
Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
Christmas tree shortage????
Me: There aren't any trees at XYC store.
Wife: Christmas tree shortage?
Me: No, the ones at the other store were normal size......
Drugstores across the nation are reporting a shortage of plasters for cuts and grazes.
Manufacturers are determined to find a band-aid solution.
"Lettuce shortage could be tip of the iceberg as heatwave continues" - The Telegraph. That was worthy of the Grauniad.
Would a fish shortage be called a Falmon?
I saw this on Twitter, just spreading the good news
One way to solve the current water shortage is to integrate all Amazon Prime accounts.
According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.
BREAKING: INTERNAL NINTENDO CORRESPONDENCE REVEALS SHOCKING NES CLASSIC SHORTAGE CONSPIRACY
They're calling it the New NES memo
Me: is there still a water shortage on that island
Dad: no theres a whole ocean around them.
There's a shortage of painkillers in the rainforest at the moment...
Apparently the parrots eat 'em all.
Father of a 5 yr old daughter with a shortage of dad jokes. I need some ammo!