Tsunami invited Cyclone ,Earthquake and Drought to a tea party.

Nobody came.

Tsunami had a silent tea.

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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There was once a old grape farmer, who had gone through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried out, all he could say was....

Everything happens for a raisin.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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My friend takes time off work to go dig for water in drought stricken areas.

He has a well paying job.

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📅︎ May 16 2019
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Vineyards don't usually do so well during a drought...

...so they tend to focus on raisin awareness.

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👤︎ u/drewper
📅︎ Jul 03 2018
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My farmer friend was complaining about the drought this year.

I am planning to send him a Get Well Soon Card.

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📅︎ Feb 09 2018
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Living in California, people always remind me about our drought

I always tell them I'm well aware.

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👤︎ u/thintoast
📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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During a drought... every day is lawndry day.
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📅︎ Sep 23 2015
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My wife said, "Did you know a bunch of cows lying down means it's going to rain?"

I replied, "Their legs must get really tired during a drought."

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📅︎ May 06 2019
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said on a foggy morning during a dry spell

"We need some rain, you think you could help with that?"

"I tried, but I think it mist."

"...that was below even MY dad."

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📅︎ Sep 14 2015
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Out of the blue: A dad joke from my teen-age son

We're in California, and the drought is on our minds as we approach what (in a good year) is the rainy season. As I checked the weather forecast, I gave a little cheer.

"Chance of showers this week!" I told my son.

"Well, for me, it's a 100% chance," he said. "Every morning, about 5:30."

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👤︎ u/ProfComm
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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I got the perfect opening earlier today

While driving past a winery in California my mom says, "I wonder how the droughts will affect the grapes"

"I imagine the wine will be a bit drier"

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👤︎ u/Midpeaks3
📅︎ Feb 03 2014
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