I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends
Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.
Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear
(Yes, I stole this from another sub:))
Baaah-rain
Everyone steps in poodles.
They should be called... gargles.
For all in tents and porpoises, the rain didn’t bother them much.
I agreed with him and told him it was probably because of something he did.
Raindeer
Very put out, indeed!
Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.
Things ran more fluidly
That way it won't come down.
Well, carry an Ummm..brella .
are there gummy worms all over the sidewalk?
It just mist.
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Because it’s too wet to woo.
It was a Toto failure.
Couldn’t have come monsoon enough!
They become rain-beaus.
His appetite was whet.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains
Quit beading up on me!
Precipitation awards.
That would dampen spirits.
When there is change in the weather.
Pizza patter pizza patter
Just so I cover all the bassists.
I think I've been rainwashed.
A moist owlet!
Its the clam before the storm
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
Me: When it hits the ground.
I replied with "So...you want me to c'monsoon?"
She hasn't replied yet.
Guess she stormed out.
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
Well, I guess we’ll just have to make dew!
Rudolf the red knows rain, dear!
That will certainly dampen the spirits!
“Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”
