I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kr4zyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Great weather puns aren’t a breeze
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastaPoop
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Weather pun

I guess you could say that things hit by tornado’s are blown up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkshadow543
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Can’t bear this weather anymore
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25
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A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"

From march to September said the man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebmemer69420
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.

I'm gonna take a rain-check.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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Anyone else having fowl weather?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilovebirds123456
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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In time for warm weather

What did the vegan wear to the beach?

A Zucchini!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anchovypaste22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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I would tell you guys a joke about weather at an airport

But it wouldn’t takeoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWMINPUBG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30
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Your weather may be wet, but German weather is wetter.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dutch_Midget
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17
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What do you call disrespectful weather?

Darude sandstorm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_dixk_connar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Texas weather is making my best friend hilarious
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πŸ‘€︎ u/candyheyn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?

A meteorologist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06
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When I predict the weather,

50% of the time, I am right all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.

That snow coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...

Because that's your own asphalt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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What do you call an Arabic country that has loads of sheep and experiences very wet weather?

Baaa rain πŸ‡§πŸ‡­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"

The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Today's weather forecast…
                               S

             O 

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S

H

                 W   

  R

Scattered showers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I enjoy the cold weather

But only to a certain degree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/takuache_beaner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
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Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)

Because its either sunni or shi'ite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sentinel_UK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me

The guy is a real snow it all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathorcharcoal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Who does their best work when they're under the weather?

Meteorologists.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterThenatoni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s the weather like in Mexico?

Chili today, hot tamale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkipperBiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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How's the weather?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.

I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that? Without a pause, she says: Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flylink63
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Santa forgot to check the weather

Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run . Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?" "Rain dear" she replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generic_what
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?

A BOXING MATCH

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doom_dodo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...

High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?

Cloudy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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This mug from BBC weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siliconmac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?

Bah! Rain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic

It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!

I beat the raining champion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Want to hear a joke about weather?

Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?

Pascals, Hector Pascals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerdawg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Hippie Weather Report
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?

When it's muggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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The Weather Outside
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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And now for the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juiceboy_2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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How can colors be used to predict the weather?

By their huemidity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop620
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Teacher: β€œJohnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: β€œW...E...V...V...A” ...

Teacher: β€œWell that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!

He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djpatientnathan
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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