Great weather puns aren’t a breeze
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PastaPoop
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Weather pun

I guess you could say that things hit by tornado’s are blown up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkshadow543
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Want to hear a joke about weather?

Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!

I beat the raining champion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19
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How's the weather?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?

When it's muggy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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How can colors be used to predict the weather?

By their huemidity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop620
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19
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Hippie Weather Report
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
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Teacher: β€œJohnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: β€œW...E...V...V...A” ...

Teacher: β€œWell that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ May 22
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With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!

He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djpatientnathan
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Bill, the weatherman: β€œToday’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”

Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?

Bill: It’ll be a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wtflagnard
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29
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This mug from BBC weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siliconmac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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The Weather Outside
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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Which type of weather is best suited to a pandemic?

Isolated showers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koala_J
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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And now for the weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juiceboy_2005
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I find with the weather heating up, whether I stay inside or go outside...

I’m getting Spring Fever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isleag07
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.

He was the sole survivor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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What’s the difference between weather and climate?

You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENTSheTookTheKids
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Perfect for sweater weather

A friend of mine made a sweater out of alphabet soup and a needle.

I asked "how'd you manage that one?"

He said, "it was easy once I put together a string of letters"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BedHeadBread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I had a date with a weather girl

It was pretty hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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Jokes about the weather can be funny...

To a certain degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jxwtf585
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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Subject: weather

I’m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobs-revenge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Mom said I should dress in layers for the cold weather...

Now where am I going to find hens for this task?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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What is Santa's favorite weather?

Snow, snow snow!

(Not sure if it's original, but my 4yo loved it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2manyProjects
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What did the Progressive ad say about the winter weather?

That's Snow Joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2piix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I like the warm weather, it keeps me warm.

This was my warm-up joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiguelXavierTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A Russian couple is arguing about the weather.

One says it is raining, the other says it is simply a mist.

To settle their dispute, they stop and ask a guard outside the Kremlin for his opinion.

"Rudolph, please help us with this disagreement! Is it raining, or not?"

Rudolph replies, "It is raining."

"I knew we could depend on you, Comrade. You see," he says to his partner, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/finestjuggler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Did you know the first weather report was delivered to Julius Caesar?

Hail Caesar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trev2-D2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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If you're feeling under the weather, spend a night in a smokehouse.

You'll be cured in no time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I was feeling under the weather when I got my prostate exam. When the heavy set doctor stepped out..

I said... β€œWow, that’s a meaty urologist!” πŸ˜ŽπŸ€“

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Nice weather for a day trip

My wife mentioned that it looked nice enough out for a day trip. Naturally, I went to the other room, got my bass, and came back and started playing the main line from Day Tripper.

I don’t think I’m invited on the day trip anymore, but I still think it was a sound choice to bass my pun on her plans for the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartmannjugband
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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You can't change the weather in the tree

But you can climate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What is it called when the weather tries to fit in?

Acclimate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angstyslut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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How do you move a piece of furniture at the weather station?

With four casters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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You know why I like warm weather? It keeps me warm.

Don't worry, that's just my warm-up joke.

As much as I'd like to claim this as mine, credit goes to a friend of mine for this one.

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McGregor vs May Weather
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanquar8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2017
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Feeling under the weather.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Actual_Cancerrr
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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My local weather man, ladies and gentlemen

http://i.imgur.com/wj3wczz.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/am_reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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Remember guys, the weather is hot outside so we shouldn’t be leaving our dogs in our cars

We don’t want hot dogs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eeeeeeeyore
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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The weather girl was wrong and got me into an accident which broke all my limbs...

it was a bad 4-cast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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With all the cold weather we're having this March, I'm happy that ...

https://i.imgur.com/9L4InP9.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boostedit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xerafoo
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I love this warm weather coming around. Really puts a Spring in my step.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wood_and_rock
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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How’s the weather in South America?

It’s Chile.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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The Queen knighted the first weather event today.

He is sirocco

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OneLessFool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Don’t trust big changes in the weather...

It’s just a front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marine1992
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call a bottle of Dasani during bad weather?

Dacloudy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PROchiief
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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Two people are having sex in Alabama and they begin to sweat. What is the weather report?

Relative humidity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Car_radio21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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Had a hard time deciding weather or not to post imgur.com/gallery/rEEKSnI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jack_attack89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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β€œHow’s the weather looking, sarge?”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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On my way in to work this morning I saw a guy who was really upset about the weather. He was so mad that he threw some punches at the light rain. - RS

I don’t think any of his punches connected. You might say he mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKOouttaSomewhere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What do you do with a weather ladder?

Climate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Webthryst
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What did the weather man get get he broke all his arms and legs?

Four-casts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seannj222
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2018
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Schools were closed today due to cold weather

It was literally too cool for school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtravar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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If one makes a lot of mistakes when texting in cold weather, they need to get warm...

For it is an early sign of typo-thermia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Have you heard of the new hipster weather forecasting device?

It lets you know when temperatures are dropping before anyone thinks it’s cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CardiacSchmardiac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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My boss asked me if my wife liked cold weather states.

I said I'm not sure Alaska.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call the Letter E when it’s under the weather?

COFFEE

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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This foggy weather has had an effect on my ability to remember the alphabet

I remember A,B,C,D, and F but I misty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phoenix1270
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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What vegetable grows best in cold weather?

Iceberg!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmeggt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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I just won an argument about weather forecasting accuracy.

The fellow's logic was cloudy. He stormed from the room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Newscaster Dad: And now, here is John with the weather.

Weatherman: It’s Jim, actually.

Newscaster: My apologies. Here’s John with the Jim.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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The first day of fall was habanero weather.

It was just a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhymeswithbacons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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The Weather Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpGuy88888
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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I was checking the weather with my girlfriend

Me: It looks like it's going to rain on Tuesday

Gf: Don't trust that too much, the weather is like never right

Me: Not if it's 90 degrees outside

I got a really good sigh out of that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raitosu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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I called the weather bureau and they said...

It is going to rain today...

weather you like it or not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I had a debate with my dad about weather forecasting accuracy, but it was pretty disappointing

Hopefully next time his arguments are meatier or logically stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arjaybee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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This is what I like to call β€œPhil Collins weather”

No Jacket Required

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unityforall
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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I read the weather forecast today and it said it was going to rain

Boy did i have a big storm coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evalig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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What did the mom say to her kids when they asked "how's the weather and what should we do with our toys?"

Sonny and Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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British weather is a lot like Islam

It might be Sunni now but it will be Shiite later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chispica
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Observed a weather-themed dad joke

Two guys were standing in front of me while waiting in line for the pharmacy. One begins making small talk about the weather:

"I hope the rain keeps up!"

"Huh?"

"So it doesn't come down!"

Groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ms_Mediocracy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2014
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How’s the weather in Saudi Arabia?

It’s really Sunni.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Planeguy58
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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Santa's favorite weather

Dad: Looks like we're going to have Santa's favorite weather for Christmas this year.

Wife: Oh, is it going to snow?

Dad: No, rain dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dircs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Why did the weather go up a tree?

Because he wanted to climate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopseyNerve
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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What happens when a streaming site buys the weather channel?

A torrent!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_natreal
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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Some schools are getting rid of in-climate weather days

Now there snow days off for winter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KNABasai
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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"If you Luke father west....if you're Wookiee" Today's Star Wars weather youtube.com/watch?v=qslJQ…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuspidal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2015
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pennsylvania weather is so weird yesterday the high was 79

and today was when I cried in front of the waitress at Sonic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skimboorder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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Jacob wasn't able to raise the barn in time for the rainy weather.

Amished opportunity, if you ask me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drawsprocket
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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You know what they said in weather begotten 10th century Europe...

When it reigns it poors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeasOfMind
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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If you're sick of the weather...

...then you could say that you're under the weather of the weather which would be the same as saying that you're over the weather.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJoePilato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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What's a nazi's favourite weather?

A heil storm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dewan_O
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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I became a world renowned expert on cold weather.

And it only took 2 degrees to do it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2017
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This weather

snow joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illiggle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x7ramjet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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