I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now
Great weather puns aren’t a breeze
Weather pun
I guess you could say that things hit by tornado’s are blown up.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree
Our dog has been a little under the weather so we took him in for a checkup. The vet picked him up, studied him for a bit, sighed and said, "I'm really sorry, but I'm gonna have to put him down." Tears welling in my eyes I sputtered, "Why!? What's wrong with him?"
The vet replied, "Nothing major, he's just really heavy!"
Today's weather forecast…
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Scattered showers
Why is the English weather like a Muslim (not racist)
Because its either sunni or shi'ite
What’s the weather like in Mexico?
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Lazy Christmas morning, my wife is looking at the weather, says there will be periods of rain today.
I say, Damn! Do they make a pad for that?
Without a pause, she says: Depends
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Santa forgot to check the weather
Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run .
Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?"
"Rain dear" she replies
If April has May like weather then what does May weather brings?
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
What is the weather always like above Google's headquarters?
We're only a couple of weeks into Fall and the weather is seriously erratic
It could chilly today, but then hot tamale.
How do Arabs grumble when the weather is bad?
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I’ll just save it for a rainy day
This mug from BBC weather
Best name for a weather reporter in Mexico?
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
I bet the scale is feeling a little under the weather
Teacher: “Johnny, can you spell weather?” Johnny: “W...E...V...V...A” ...
Teacher: “Well that is the worst spell of weather we’ve had in a while!”
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Bill, the weatherman: “Today’s weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.”
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: It’ll be a little chili.
Which type of weather is best suited to a pandemic?
Tragic news, a cargo ship carrying shoes from overseas ran into heavy weather and sank, only one man was rescued, he was found using shoes as a makeshift flotation device.
He was the sole survivor.
Perfect for sweater weather
A friend of mine made a sweater out of alphabet soup and a needle.
I asked "how'd you manage that one?"
He said, "it was easy once I put together a string of letters"
Jokes about the weather can be funny...
What’s the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate!
I find with the weather heating up, whether I stay inside or go outside...
I’m getting Spring Fever.
I had a date with a weather girl
Subject: weather
I’m curious as to how many puns can be fit into one comment before it no longer becomes funny.
Mom said I should dress in layers for the cold weather...
Now where am I going to find hens for this task?
What is Santa's favorite weather?
Snow, snow snow!
(Not sure if it's original, but my 4yo loved it)
I prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree
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