Whatβs the best way to guess the temperature at the top of a mountain?
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︎ May 24 2021
The oven temperature was having fun getting high so the cookies decided to join in
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︎ May 08 2021
Whatβs the interior temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Apr 24 2021
A meteorology student did research on the necessity of temperature change when he was in college.
It was a degree requirement.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What's the internal temperature of a taunton?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
Why does my wife always check the kids temperature when they're sick?
Because the therdadeter doesn't work near as well.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
Todayβs temperature, in Minnesota, walked into a bar
Bartender looked at it and said, βwhy do you have to be so negative!β
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︎ Feb 12 2021
My core temperature has been lowered to absolute zero.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I accidentally turned a wrong valve in the factory which disabled the central cooling system and increased the temperature abruptly. I wasn't able to do anything, so I fled the scene immediately.
The police are now charging me for a 'Heat and Run' incident.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
As a covid detection measure, the eyeglass place took my temperature before I could see the eye doctor.
Does anyone know how I can get it back?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Mandatory temperature screening will be required for fans attending the Foreigner reunion concert.
If youβre hot blooded, theyβll check it and see.
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︎ May 24 2020
Nurses in the maternity ward donβt want babies to be in shock by the temperature change when theyβre born.
So they make sure itβs set at womb temperature.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I would make a joke about the lowest temperature that can be reached
But there is absolute zero need or want for it.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I had my temperature read today for a Covid screening, and it read 200 degrees
Thatβs why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What is the best temperature scale to use for the ocean?
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︎ Sep 06 2020
A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, itβs OK.
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︎ May 27 2020
My brother tried to ban temperature-based puns...
but I still think they're cool.
They're a hot topic in our house.
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︎ Apr 07 2020
Are you taking people's temperature at your son's party?
Only if your dances moves are hot
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︎ Sep 03 2020
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Did you know that worm population has doubled in the past 80 years to due to the rising temperatures?
Yeah, they're calling it global worming.
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︎ Jun 04 2020
I find it so sad that the US uses another unit other than Β°C or K for measuring temperature.
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︎ May 25 2020
I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying βI know, it stinks.β
To which I responded βIt certainly will when you take it out.β I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Star Wars Joke: What is the temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
What temperature do you set a toy oven?
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
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︎ Feb 08 2020
Iβm a little confused by water temperature...
Who is Luke and why is he warm?
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︎ Mar 20 2020
To keep the virus away, I'm taking forever to open the door, refusing to change the temperature and only playing games in single player mode.
In other words, I'm doing everything I can to be a bad host.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Two scientists are trying to come up with a way to measure temperature.
One shows the other a prototype thermometer.
"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."
The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.
"OK, what temperature is it?"
"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.
"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"
"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"
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︎ May 08 2020
My deaf-mute postman has such a tough job. He starts work at 3am. In summer he gets attacked by dogs and in winter he has to brave through sub-zero temperatures. But in spite of all this....
Iβve never heard him complain
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︎ Mar 01 2019
We need to change the temperature FAST
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︎ Apr 24 2019
The temperature in Motown is Three degrees, Four tops
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Every time the Indianapolis NFL team starts an offensive play, the temperature drops
Because there's a Colt snap!
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︎ Dec 17 2019
What's the best temperature to cook a Ο?
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︎ Nov 08 2018
My reaction when I take a trip to the Hoover Dam and the temperature breaks 100Β°
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Exploding Temperature
What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
0 K Boomer
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What's the temperature inside a Tauntaun?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Absolutely livid. Bought a Hawaiian pizza for dinner and I've just burned it. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
Son: Dad, can you take my temperature?
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︎ Jan 13 2018
Cuz its the temperature
Me: I'm taking a college class about what it's like 32 degrees below the freezing point of water.
My friend: Cool, do you mind telling me what it's called?
Me: 0F course.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What is the ideal temperature for a babyβs room?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What is the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I lowered my grandpa's temperature to absolute zero
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︎ Nov 14 2019
At what temperature are babies born ?
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︎ Sep 23 2019
At what temperature do you cook babies
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