Room temperature Puns

Womb temperature

Noice!

One shows the other a prototype thermometer.

"We haven't figured out what to call it yet, but I need you to tell me what temperature this room is when i turn off the air conditioner so it cools to room temperature."

The other scientist gives him the OK and he walks out of the room to turn off the heater.

"OK, what temperature is it?"

"There's no marks on it!" The other scientist replied.

"Well, tell me the height of the mercury on the inside, relative to length of the bottle!"

"Alright" The scientist says. "In that case, it's fair in height"

"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"

I just store it at room temperature.

It'll always be room temperature

Girlfriend- Do you have any cold medicine? I really hope you do.

Me- I'm so sorry but I think all the medicine I have is room temperature.

Boom. Melted her face.

edit. Damn you swypos

After the birth, a nurse enters the hospital room with a warm blanket for their son.

New Dad turns to the nurse and says, “excuse me, but, is that womb temperature?”

My classroom has air conditioning, but it only kicks in on warm days like today. When my fifth graders came in this morning, a couple immediately started complaining. "It's freezing in here!"

I had been waiting for this opportunity all year! I pointed to the corner of the room. "Well, if you're cold, you can go stand over there. The corner is 90º!"

The best part was the chorus of incredulous students shouting "really?!" who then went over to investigate. It wasn't until they pointed out that the temperature was same over there that they realized they had been duped.

Son:"Dad do you think my new toy is cool?"

Me:"Actually, it's probably room temperature."

We were baking two cakes for a friend. My mum asked me to check the temperature of the recipes. I put my hand on one of the recipe books and said: "Hmmm, feels to be about room temperature".