Kelvin Puns

...because he dropped out of college.

Zero-degree Kelvin.

Because only a sith deals in absolutes

He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.

My response, “absolutely”

Just so everybody knows he's an absolute unit.

I mean, how cool is that?

He has a degree in physics

It’s the coolest this ever!

The guy must work out or something. He's an absolute unit!

He's an absolute unit

But he was 0K.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.

Kelvin Klein

Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"

Don’t worry, he’s 0K

It already has 27 million degrees...

That’s 0K.

My dad was feeling his wallet in his back pocket and says, "My wallet is cold."

I said, "Maybe they froze all your bank accounts?"

EDIT: A word.

Because the have got more degrees !

( Read this one in an old book ! )

...But I think I'll be 0K.

People asked him if he was hurt but he said he was 0K.

Kelvin Klein

Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.

Kelvin.

Because they’re ABSOLUTE UNITS

What do you call two crows sitting on a branch? Attempted murder.

A photon walks into a hotel and goes to the desk to check in. The bellhop walks up and asks if he needs help with his luggage. The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Did you hear what happened to the man that was chilled to 0 degrees Kelvin? He was OK.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.

What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale

We really need to see someone about her circulation issues.

Waitress: And what can I get for you Sir?

Dad: I'll take the Parmesan Encrusted Steak please.

Waitress: What temperature would you like that cooked?

Dad: 500...... KELVIN!

Me (facepalming): ...He'd like his steak medium...

I'll call it Kelvin Klein.

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

1. Star Trek

2. Nailin' The Kelvin

3. Labor Of Love

4. Hella Bar Talk

5. Enterprising Young Men

6. Nero Sighted

7. Nice To Meld You

8. Run And Shoot Offense

9. Does It Still McFly?

10. Nero Death Experience

11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

12. Back From Black

13. That New Car Smell

14. To Boldly Go

15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

3. Sub Prime Directive

4. London Calling

5. Meld-Merized

6. The Kronos Wartet

7. Brigadoom

8. Ship To Ship

9. Earthbound And Down

10. Warp Core Values

11. Buying The Space Farm

12. The San Fran Hustle

13. Kirk Enterprises

14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

1. Logo and Prosper

2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

3. Night on the Yorktown

4. The Dance of the Nebula

5. A Swarm Reception

6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

7. Jaylah Damage

8. In Artifacts as in Life

9. Franklin, My Dear

10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

11. MotorCycles of Relief

12. Mocking Jaylah

13. Crash Decisions

14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

15. Shutdown Happens

16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

17. Par-tay for the Course

18. Star Trek Main Theme

Kelvinator

I asked him if he was a temp.

He said no.

I said, "Cool."

I think he was 0K

Kelvin Klien