Can someone lend me a lighter?
A moderately tall person.
He said, “Its pretty lit.”
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
It's just a matter of degree.
He said, “This book is lit.”
He said, “It’s pretty lit.”
I heard that in college he had a couple of degrees.
They're very far in height
...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.
I might need a space heater.
You will be mist.
That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
He lived in Florida. It was 106 degrees Fahrenheit.
His son said to him, "Dad it's too hot in here". The Dad replied saying, "Go down to the corner, it's only 90 degrees."
I’m just Fahrenheit.
Talking about my upcoming graduation from grad school, I told my dad that getting a master's degree is nothing compared to how many degrees he has. To which he replied,
"Well, then I guess you can just call me Dr. Fahrenheit!"
...I love that guy.
Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs
Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."
Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."
My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."