My hard bound copy of β€œFahrenheit 451” is really heavy.

Can someone lend me a lighter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's a Fahrenheit?

A moderately tall person.

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I saw my son reading Fahrenheit 451, and I asked him whether he liked it.

He said, β€œIts pretty lit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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More degrees in Fahrenheit, celcius, you name it, they had it!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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What's the difference between Fahrenheit and Celsius?

It's just a matter of degree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Did you hear about the German Professor who created Fahrenheit?

I heard that in college he had a couple of degrees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leonodin
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Temperatures in Fahrenheit tower over temperatures in Celsius.

They're very far in height

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wingels
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My degree is in fahrenheit...

...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.

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I was going to the moon on vacation and I read it gets to -280 degrees at night,

I might need a space heater.

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A moment of silence for our dear friend, liquid water, who did not survive the 100Β° temperature...

You will be mist.

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I had my temperature read today for a Covid screening, and it read 200 degrees

That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moneybuystruth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What did the scientist say when his fridge got down to -459 F?

That’s 0K.

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My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s

"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"

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Swedish astronomer Andres Celcius died in 1744 at the age of 43.

Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My friend was from America.

He lived in Florida. It was 106 degrees Fahrenheit.

His son said to him, "Dad it's too hot in here". The Dad replied saying, "Go down to the corner, it's only 90 degrees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donttouchthemouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I’m not short and I’m not tall.

I’m just Fahrenheit.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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My dad laid this one on me at lunch today...

Talking about my upcoming graduation from grad school, I told my dad that getting a master's degree is nothing compared to how many degrees he has. To which he replied,

"Well, then I guess you can just call me Dr. Fahrenheit!"

...I love that guy.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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Got my Dad today

Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs

Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."

Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."

My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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My cousin laid this one on me yesterday

Her: "...So it has to be 32 degrees to freeze." Me:"Fair enough." Her: "You mean fahrenheit?" be-dum-tsss

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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I saw my kid reading Fahrenheit 451. I asked him, β€œHow do you like it?”

He said, β€œThis book is lit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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I saw my son reading Fahrenheit 451, and I asked him how he likes it.

He said, β€œIt’s pretty lit.”

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