My degree is in fahrenheit...

...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkFlounder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...

Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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More degrees in Fahrenheit, celcius, you name it, they had it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s

"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakyourfac
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My friend was from America.

He lived in Florida. It was 106 degrees Fahrenheit.

His son said to him, "Dad it's too hot in here". The Dad replied saying, "Go down to the corner, it's only 90 degrees."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Donttouchthemouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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My dad laid this one on me at lunch today...

Talking about my upcoming graduation from grad school, I told my dad that getting a master's degree is nothing compared to how many degrees he has. To which he replied,

"Well, then I guess you can just call me Dr. Fahrenheit!"

...I love that guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leviajonathan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2013
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Got my Dad today

Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs

Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."

Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."

My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogdare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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My cousin laid this one on me yesterday

Her: "...So it has to be 32 degrees to freeze." Me:"Fair enough." Her: "You mean fahrenheit?" be-dum-tsss

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