The recipe said, ‘Set the oven to 180 degrees’.
Now I can’t open it because the door is facing the wall.
I read about this one guy who twisted his ankle 360 degrees.
Ever hear the tale about the angle less than 90 degrees?
Do degrees even matter as long as the person gets the job done?
What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
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Do math majors get degrees.....
How many degrees does a circle have?
Depends on how long it’s been in school.
I had my temperature read today for a Covid screening, and it read 200 degrees
That’s why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
My wife she needed a smart man, so I went and got two degrees.
My buddy Lee asked me if I knew what zero degrees Kelvin was called ...
My response, “absolutely”
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
Today I found out that the coldest possible temperature is -273 degrees Celsius
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, it’s OK.
I have a farmer friend who heats his milk products to 212 degrees Fahrenheit using cow chips...
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
Recipe said to turn the oven 360 degrees
But that just got my oven back where it started and my foods still not done.
More degrees in Fahrenheit, celcius, you name it, they had it!
What happens when you add a circle to 45 degrees?
I accodently froze myself to -273 degrees
The temperature in Motown is Three degrees, Four tops
My friend said he was cold, so I said, "go stand in a corner, they're always 90 degrees."
His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.
Does anyone remember that boy band, 97 Degrees?
They were just a little bit cooler
98 Degrees has to be the smartest boy band.
While in college I got degrees in Geology and Astronomy.
I'm trying to become a rockstar.
If you are cold, DONT TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT! Just move your bed to the corner of your room where its 90 degrees.
I heard it’s going to be 90 degrees tomorrow.
It's 90 degrees in my bedroom my right now and my friend wanted to watch a video together
I was sad they didn't offer mortician degrees in colleges anymore
When I asked why, they said.
"It's a dying trade".
If Chefs don't need degrees,
how do they fry de chips?
Its 80 degrees outside and my co-worker is wearing a sweater in this heat
When I asked him about it he said "I'm just that cool"
It was 90 degrees outside, but I felt nothing.
Why is 0 degrees centigrade the only original temperature?
Someone told me 91 degrees was hot...
It's - 30 degrees Celsius outside, the door is open and someone knocks Steve outside... I guess you could say that he was knocked out cold.
"I can't believe it's going to snow today" -- "But it's 60 degrees out!" ....
..."Exactly, that's why I can't believe it's going to snow!!"
The recipe said, “set the oven to 180 degrees”......
but now i can’t open the door because it faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open it, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”
Now I can’t open the oven, as the door faces the wall.
The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees”
Now I can’t open it because the door faces the wall.
If you're ever cold, just stand in a corner! Most corners are 90 degrees, son!
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