A list of puns related to "Fahrenheit"
A moderately tall person.
Yep. It's called pasture-ized milk.
He said, βIts pretty lit.β
It's just a matter of degree.
I heard that in college he had a couple of degrees.
They're very far in height
...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.
Thatβs why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
You will be mist.
Thatβs 0K.
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
Though his rival, Fahrenheit, was convinced he was 103.
He lived in Florida. It was 106 degrees Fahrenheit.
His son said to him, "Dad it's too hot in here". The Dad replied saying, "Go down to the corner, it's only 90 degrees."
Iβm just Fahrenheit.
Talking about my upcoming graduation from grad school, I told my dad that getting a master's degree is nothing compared to how many degrees he has. To which he replied,
"Well, then I guess you can just call me Dr. Fahrenheit!"
...I love that guy.
Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs
Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."
Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."
My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."
Her: "...So it has to be 32 degrees to freeze." Me:"Fair enough." Her: "You mean fahrenheit?" be-dum-tsss
He said, βThis book is lit.β
He said, βItβs pretty lit.β
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