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A list of puns related to "Degree (temperature)"
Thatβs why they call me Mr. Fahrenheit.
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, itβs OK.
Because it's 0C
Faux hundred degrees.
I just store it at room temperature.
Me: I'm taking a college class about what it's like 32 degrees below the freezing point of water.
My friend: Cool, do you mind telling me what it's called?
Me: 0F course.
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What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
0 K Boomer
can you turn up the temperature?
Just go sit in the corner itβs 90 degrees.
It already has 27 million degrees...
because it's 90 degrees there
360 degrees. That way you get 2pi.
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
My two sister-in-laws and I were sitting around the table with their dad taking about their college classes, requirements for their majors, degrees, etc. My father in law says, "you don't want to get too many degrees, you'll get a temperature!"
Watching a show about Ancient Egyptian tombs
Archeologist: "Temperatures here have reached upwards of 115 degrees Fahrenheit."
Me: "More like Pharaoh-heit."
My Dad: "You get your shitty sense of humor from me, I'm sorry."
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