He's the new temp. Seems like a cool guy.
0 K boomer
Credit: u/jamaisvu99
All my life I thought it was something else but whatever, itβs OK.
It's just a matter of degree.
just remember that you will still be 0K.
...But I think I'll be 0K.
They're very far in height
The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder
The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault
The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs
The Fourth man simply says: Arson
The Second man asks him: What degree was it?
The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish
It already has 27 million degrees...
Thatβs 0K.
He was 0K
Go and stand over in the corner if you're cold, it's ninety degrees over there.
They are usually 90 degrees
Me: Dad it's freezing in here, can we just turn up the heat! Dad: Why do that when you can just stand in the corner? Me: How does that help me at all? Dad: Because corners are always 90 degrees :D! Brother (in the kitchen): UGHHHHHH
...because celsius degrees are only used in Europe.
Got dad-joked by my boyfriend today.
Me: It's so hot today, the temperature's in the mid 90's.
BF: No, it's 2014.
Me: REALLY?
In Celsius the high is 34 for today.
What do you call something that explodes at -273.15 degrees Celsius?
0 K Boomer
