A list of puns related to "Pharmaceuticals"
But the plans are underdeveloped
"Why is an elephant big grey and lumpy?"
"Because if it was small, round and white it would be an aspirin."
Mild titters, interrupted by:
"Why is an aspirin small, round and white?"
"To stop you from taking an elephant for a headache!"
Cue groaning.
you might wake the sleeping pills
A pharmaceutical company just patented a medication that regenerates limbs. The problem is it costs an arm and a leg.
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