Pharmaceutic Puns

A list of puns related to "Pharmaceutic"

There are plans to turn Kodak into a pharmaceutical company

But the plans are underdeveloped

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Aug 24 2020
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Mary Pill Poppins Pharmaceutical just created a miracle drug that can cure any human of any disease. It's effectiveness is renowned while it's side effects are surprisingly minimal: thick layer of skin develops on the lips while rendering them dry, cracked and quite odorous.

Patients effected by this claim it's super callused fragile lips that smell like halitosis

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👤︎ u/ramzert
📅︎ May 29 2020
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My father's favourite pharmaceutical jokes.

"Why is an elephant big grey and lumpy?"

"Because if it was small, round and white it would be an aspirin."

Mild titters, interrupted by:

"Why is an aspirin small, round and white?"

"To stop you from taking an elephant for a headache!"

Cue groaning.

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👤︎ u/Badgerfest
📅︎ Aug 22 2013
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be quiet inside a pharmacy...

you might wake the sleeping pills

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👤︎ u/botchedcircumcisions
📅︎ Oct 10 2017
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Expensive medicine

A pharmaceutical company just patented a medication that regenerates limbs. The problem is it costs an arm and a leg.

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👤︎ u/54H60-77
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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