Who called it placebo
And not trick or treatment
Science calls it as "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo", whereas I call it as..
.."Trick or Treatment"
Ok acupuncture skeptics. You can say itβs fake. You can say itβs just a placebo. You can say itβs a scam. BUT...
You canβt say itβs pointless
A placebo seasoning for meat
Pretenderizer.
What does a placebo say on Halloween?
βTrick or Treatment!β
(Told to me by one of my stats students. Iβm incredibly proud.)
I've started taking placebo pills for my health problems...
I think they're working.
My dad's joke right before I left for a Placebo concert...
Dad: What band are you seeing?
Me: Placebo
Dad: ...but how do you know they're the real thing?
I did laugh though, admittedly.
My brother overdosed on placebo pills
He now thinks he's dead.
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
We're a cover band
Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?
Placebo Domingo.
Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?
Placebo Domingo
The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....
are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?
My sister is addicted to brake fluid...
But it's OK, because she can stop anytime.
Gave my friend a fake pill to help alleviate pain
Did it work? Placebo-ly
Why did the airplane believe it was high on pills?
It was placeboeing.
