What did Alexander Hamilton say as the coldness of death set upon him?
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Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do you need if youβre cold, while on the moon?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Justice is something that is best served cold...
If it was served warm, then it would be Justwater
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︎ Jan 18 2021
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a cold hooker?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What kind of tree shakes in the cold?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Where should you go in a room if youβre feeling cold?
The corner β theyβre usually 90 degrees.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What did the cold, angry man eat for dinner?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Why is the stadium so cold?
Because it has a lot of fans.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Why did the case of the toilet bandit go cold?
They had nothing to go on.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Why was Bernie so cold at the inauguration?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you cold and hungry tiger?
A brr-grr.
Edit:
βWhat do you CALL...β
Sorry, I suck.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What did one RNA say to another RNA after they came inside from the cold?
It's hot in here. Why do you still have your codon?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree
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︎ Jan 16 2021
It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...
It was 90 degrees in there
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︎ Jan 24 2021
If YOUβRE cold, THEYβRE cold. Let that sink in
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What did cold say to hot?
Not cool, man.
*My six year old told me she made this up. Not sure whether to believe her or not.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
I turned off the fan because I was a bit cold...
I wonder why everyone else on the helicopter is panicking?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What does a painter do when he/she is cold?
They put on another coat.
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︎ Jan 18 2021
My son told me the house was cold, I told him to go stand in the corner...
'Cause the corner is 90 degrees.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake!
Its cake and y'all know the rules!
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
What cold food do you order at a fast food restaurant?
A Brrrrrrger.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do cops do when handed a cold case?
They work on it undercover.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
On the eve of a record breaking cold winter night, a wife notices her husband run to the backyard with a bucket in his hand.
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that heβs cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. Sheβs puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Yup I quit cold turkey last month.
Warmed in the microwave is so much better.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
If hell is hot, then heaven's gotta be cold
Guess that's why they call it paradice
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Why was the pepper cold?
Because it's pepper mint.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Its getting that time of year when it's so cold....
....people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas to Walmart.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I texted my friend that I was missing them and they replied with a very cold reply
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
Who were the most tired people in the Cold War?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Just ice is best served cold
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Justice is best served cold,
because when you serve it warm, it's justwater
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because otherwise it would be justwater
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Which is faster hot or cold ?
Hot !! As you can catch cold !
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Told my dad I was cold, his response was to tell me to stand in the corner
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︎ Dec 04 2020
When you get cold, stand in the corner of the room ...
It's always about 90 degrees
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︎ Dec 14 2020
What do you call an espresso with a cold....
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︎ Sep 05 2020
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold
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︎ Nov 17 2020
You know that it is cold outside when
You go outside and it is cold.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
"Dad I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear its 90 degrees."
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What does a painter do when he gets cold?
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