27 Hilarious Arctic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Do you know why the researchers have to take a ship to explore the Arctic circle?

Because there's Norway beyond Scandinavia!

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👤︎ u/shreya_shree

📅︎ May 05 2021

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A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…

But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83

📅︎ Apr 11 2021

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What might you call people who live in the high Arctic?

Ice-olated.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83

📅︎ Feb 22 2021

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What do you call 50 penguins in the Arctic?

Lost.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Dec 06 2020

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I told my dad that I was planning to move to the Arctic circle for a few months.

He said, “I don’t like your latitude.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 31 2020

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Why was the bear never lost in the Arctic Circle?

Because it used Polar Coordinates

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👤︎ u/uber_snotling

📅︎ Aug 18 2020

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So what if I'm not part of a culturally similar indigenous peoples inhabiting the Arctic regions of Greenland, Canada and Alaska that speaks a language that is part of the Eskimo–Aleut family.

I could try harder to be, but I guess I'm just not Inuit.

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👤︎ u/shumumazzu

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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Did you hear about the naked photographer who was taking timelapses in the Arctic?

They died from exposure.

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👤︎ u/davidtheday

📅︎ May 04 2020

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What do you call a barking dog in the Arctic?

A sub-woofer

Thanks for sorting by new you are doing a great job :)

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👤︎ u/I_Got_A_Hatt

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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I will never go to the arctic circle

Norway.

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👤︎ u/Kitsuketsumi

📅︎ Jan 24 2020

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What do you call a hospital in the Arctic?

A kool-aid

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👤︎ u/EOattheinternet

📅︎ Jan 16 2020

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Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!

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👤︎ u/Kurn_Worf

📅︎ May 06 2019

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Technically the Arctic is hot if you are attracted to it

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👤︎ u/Cottoncarl-_-

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.

I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler

📅︎ Aug 11 2019

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Just as we started leaving the center of the Arctic

Everything started going south.

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👤︎ u/Frantek1

📅︎ Apr 20 2019

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The political fights among the bears in the Arctic have gotten really nasty lately.

They're so polarized.

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👤︎ u/Khoalb

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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What do you call someone who lives part of the year in Antartica and the other part in the Arctic Circle?

Bi-Polar

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👤︎ u/dadjokesig

📅︎ Jun 07 2018

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Dealing with the arctic bomb cyclone (xpost /r/wholesomememes)

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👤︎ u/Poppamunz

📅︎ Jan 06 2018

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My daughter is a huge fan of The Arctic Monkeys

But she wasn't such a fan of my joke.

(If they ever make a tour stop within 250 miles, I think I now owe her concert tickets...)

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👤︎ u/GeckoDeLimon

📅︎ Jul 22 2017

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Why psychiatrists don’t want to visit Arctic areas?

They’re afraid of bipolar bears.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar

📅︎ Aug 08 2018

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What would you call the leader of the Catholic Church if he lived in the arctic?

A popesicle!

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👤︎ u/illegalmemes603

📅︎ Jun 11 2018

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I took a math book on a survival camping trip to the Arctic

I learned two things, quadratic equations, and warm ups are not what I had thought.

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👤︎ u/NotBilroy

📅︎ Oct 30 2018

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Why did the Native American leave the arctic?

He wasn't inuit.

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👤︎ u/FunkyPenguins

📅︎ Jun 12 2017

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Wife: How did Mr. Big, an arctic shrew, get polar bears to work for him?

Me: He must have been a SHREWD businessman!

Cue groan and rolling over to bury her head under the pillow as I giggled for 5min

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👤︎ u/0hwowitsme

📅︎ Mar 01 2018

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Scientists discovered a new species of arctic bears, most easily identified by their fastidious teeth-cleaning activities

They're called Molar Bears

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👤︎ u/drageuth2

📅︎ Jul 20 2014

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Arctic monkeys puns.

(Me and my dad in the car listening to "I wanna be yours" by the Arctic monkeys.)

Lead singer: "I wanna be your vacuum cleaner" (We look at each other in confusion) Me: did he just say he wants to be her vacuum cleaner? Dad: that just really suck.

-_-

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👤︎ u/hsully03

📅︎ Aug 28 2016

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I told my mom that I’m planning to move to the Arctic circle for the next few months.

She said, “I don’t like your latitude.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 25 2020

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