I hear that the Arctic Monkeys recently sold a Carpet to the current Real Madrid manager.

I bet that it looks good on Zidane's floor.

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My daughter is a huge fan of The Arctic Monkeys

But she wasn't such a fan of my joke.

(If they ever make a tour stop within 250 miles, I think I now owe her concert tickets...)

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Arctic monkeys puns.

(Me and my dad in the car listening to "I wanna be yours" by the Arctic monkeys.)

Lead singer: "I wanna be your vacuum cleaner" (We look at each other in confusion) Me: did he just say he wants to be her vacuum cleaner? Dad: that just really suck.

-_-

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What's the coolest band in the world?

Arctic monkey's

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