The Doors.
Nine inch nails.
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
A rivet
Doctors are calling it Stalk Home syndrome.
A Fantasmagoria
HAAAND EYEEEEEEEE!
Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.
Mechdonalds
Don't go bacon my heart.
The red/ox chili peppers
Jar of hearts
I have a hunch it might be me.
Gravitea
Anywhere, as long as its cheep
JK Rowling
Denim denim denim.
Croak-et
2:30
No noose is good noose.
Cos -law
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
The Bill.
you canβt see a doctor about it
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
The ICU
I said "I don't know... it's hard to keep track"
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
A space bar
Jews
Lettuce grow, lettuce grow, lettuce grow.
Kia Ora Ford.
It means the world to me.
DisappointMINTS!
Sandy Eggo.
The Crack-en
Ctrl,shift,esc.
(Task manager shortcut)
Strange name, but she tortoise well .
A sunken chest and no booty.
It always involves them doing unspeakable things to me.
Benjamin Franklin was the greatest American President.
Is that you have go back the next day.
Walking? No⦠J.K. Rolling
You canβt see the doctor about it.
I said, βIβm not sure. Itβs so hard to keep track.β
